Stellaboz Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 I've woke up hating everyone and everything and simply want to go back to bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 55 minutes ago, throbber said: I hate it that Celtic have little ball boys sat behind the goals that jump about celebrating when they score. Little ball boys behind the goals and bigger bawbags in the stands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Agreed. Can we arrange for some sort of containment thread for these antipodean based convict roasters? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 I don't usually buy petrol station coffee/Costa machine pish but was feeling a bit delicate this morning and combined with a very early start for work I needed a caffeine hit. Didn't even manage a sip of it before knocking the entire contents of the cup into the footwell of the car. On the plus side, there's nice coffee shop smell to my car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: More importantly, hows the "shoes"? Fortunately it was the empty passenger footwell, plus I have big leather boots on today. Getting any on my best shoes would be more PTSD than PTTGOYN. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Agreed. Can we arrange for some sort of containment thread for these antipodean based convict roasters? Jealousy can destroy a man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 16 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Was it a milky one? If so I look forward to the subsidence of nice coffee shop smell to be replaced by rancid milk. I can't believe you'd suggest I'd be so deviant as to put milk in coffee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Nightshift 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 9 hours ago, Eednud said: Petrol pricing here. Last week it was low as 111.9 cents/litre, today it's 143.9 cents/litre. Yet the ACCC (Oz competition watchdog) monitors prices and does fuck all about price gouging. It's gone up about 2p then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irvine_buddie Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Todays monday morning in work PTTGOYN, we have 2 small fridges for about 30 people in the office and they are always packed full with everyones lunches and stuff especially at the start of the week. Some twat has put a large tin of coffee in the door of the fridge taking up room where a carton of milk usually goes. What kind of person puts coffee granules in the fridge?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 It's gone up about 2p then? Almost 20p ($0.32 @ 0.6216 = £0.1960) per litre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 10 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: More hope than expectation admittedly I did once drop a bit of fish supper into the depths of some crevice in and that smelled a bit grim after a while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeek Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 39 minutes ago, irvine_buddie said: Todays monday morning in work PTTGOYN, we have 2 small fridges for about 30 people in the office and they are always packed full with everyones lunches and stuff especially at the start of the week. Some twat has put a large tin of coffee in the door of the fridge taking up room where a carton of milk usually goes. What kind of person puts coffee granules in the fridge?! people's who's coffee needs to go hiding somewhere....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 17 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Just to clarify, you are still talking about your car here? Did you encounter any smelly crevices on your trip to Leith? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 2 hours ago, irvine_buddie said: What kind of person puts coffee granules in the fridge?! Someone who wants an iced coffee? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 2 hours ago, irvine_buddie said: What kind of person puts coffee granules in the fridge?! The same sort of degenerate that drinks instant coffee through choice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irvine_buddie Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 I removed it from the fridge and put it in the cupboard.. I can sense an office war developing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 6 hours ago, Rugster said: All of this, plus the absolute fucking arseholes who sit at 50mph on the single, then speed up to 75mph on the dual meaning you have to speed to overtake them to avoid sitting behind them at 50mph again on the single. I encountered a number of these spunkbuckets driving to and from Glasgow last week. Arseholes. I'm not sure if these people are deliberately being arseholes or that they just don't realise what they're doing is bad driving. There seems to be a growing number of drivers on the road who are simply unaware of how shit their driving is. One example being the ones that sit in the outside lane of a dual carriageway because they're turning right at a roundabout three miles up the road. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 6 hours ago, Rugster said: All of this, plus the absolute fucking arseholes who sit at 50mph on the single, then speed up to 75mph on the dual meaning you have to speed to overtake them to avoid sitting behind them at 50mph again on the single. I encountered a number of these spunkbuckets driving to and from Glasgow last week. Arseholes. 12 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: I'm not sure if these people are deliberately being arseholes or that they just don't realise what they're doing is bad driving. In my experience it's almost always van drivers. Lorries are usually ok. I think they know exactly what they're doing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 People overtaking someone doing 55 at 56. I exaggerate slightly but it feels like it at times. Do 70 at least, Cunts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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