Miguel Sanchez Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 There are two hand driers in the toilet in my work. One right to the left of the sinks, one on the wall opposite the sinks. At some point last summer a sign appeared on the one to the left saying Out of Order. The sign is gone. It's still Out of Order. I'm pretty certain I will die before someone does anything about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Nooka Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 An arsehole has just got on my train and immediately taken off his heavy jacket. He's now sitting with a t-shirt on and a woolly fucking hat, fashionistas boil my piss! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Tommy Nooka said: An arsehole has just got on my train and immediately taken off his heavy jacket. He's now sitting with a t-shirt on and a woolly fucking hat, fashionistas boil my piss! I quite like a scarf/tshirt combo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallochSonsFan Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 9 minutes ago, Tommy Nooka said: An arsehole has just got on my train and immediately taken off his heavy jacket. He's now sitting with a t-shirt on and a woolly fucking hat, fashionistas boil my piss! Its not me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Folk who seem annoyed they can't get a hold of office staff after 1700. I mean, yeah, sometimes folk work later and that but if yer only trying to get a hold of someone after most folk have left don't get pissy about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 6 minutes ago, BallochSonsFan said: Its not me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Ah but I started going out at lunch time for a walk. I have been down the canteen a bit over the last couple of weeks, and most of the time was able to get my seat and eat my sandwich and read my book or magazine in peace. However, today, someone was in said seat... This morning there was someone in my seat in the work canteen but also in my second choice seat. I just sat elsewhere. I'm fucking mental! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 51 minutes ago, Tommy Nooka said: An arsehole has just got on my train and immediately taken off his heavy jacket. He's now sitting with a t-shirt on and a woolly fucking hat, fashionistas boil my piss! I'm not up on modern jargon. Is 'fashionista' another word for stupid p***k? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 5 hours ago, throbber said: I hope you don't think any less of me. That isn't possible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Tommy Nooka said: An arsehole has just got on my train and immediately taken off his heavy jacket. He's now sitting with a t-shirt on and a woolly fucking hat, fashionistas boil my piss! He might be embarrassed at the effects of his chemo. P.S. You heartless c**t. Edited February 20, 2017 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Just now, welshbairn said: He might be embarrassed at the effects of his chemo. P.S. You heartless c**t. When I got chemotherapy, I asked the Doctor for something to keep my hair in. He gave me this, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: When I got chemotherapy, I asked the Doctor for something to keep my hair in. He gave me this, He was taking the pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Just now, welshbairn said: He was taking the pish. No, my body hair came out as well. I needed a tea chest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 I walk home from work anyway, so no danger on that front. Anyway, another one; Folk at work who wash things other than their hands in the toilet sinks. By this I mean things like mugs, plastic lunch boxes or similar such food containers etc. Everyone here has access to at least one kitchen where they can wash things, and do it properly, i.e. using washing up liquid and an appropriate tool like a cloth or sponge or scourer. You've pished in sinks before, you creetin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 4 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: You've pished in sinks before, you creetin. Not at work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 5 hours ago, milton75 said: Anthropomorphised animals or objects in adverts, and people who think they're hilarious. Obviously those fucking meerkats are the worst offenders, but at the moment there's some shit British Gas penguin called Wilbur, which I would gladly murder, even worse a radio add is telling me to "Get Gaz and Leccy under control", with the Gas and Electricity in my home being portrayed as mischievously attempting to run up my bills. I wish everyone working in advertising would die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanquinho. Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Sutton United v Arsenal. Kick-off time: 7:55pm. Why? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile E Coyote Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 23 minutes ago, Vanquinho. said: Sutton United v Arsenal. Kick-off time: 7:55pm. Why? So the 10 O Clock news has a better chance of starting on time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 One of the neighbours round the corner has been getting his house re-harled. The builders have been pouring water with lumps of concrete down one of the drains. The council have been notified. c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 4 minutes ago, philpy said: One of the neighbours round the corner has been getting his house re-harled. The builders have been pouring water with lumps of concrete down one of the drains. The council have been notified. c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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