pandarilla Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 James Corden... He's as funny as a kick in the baws. The only thing I have laughed at that was connected to James Corden was Frankie Boyle on Nevermind the Buzzcocks "Delivering bad news such as, I'm sorry Mrs Corden, you can't have a termination, he's 31" [emoji38] This Comic Relief is fuckin pish, I'm just sitting here waiting to see how long it takes before she picks up her phone and donates something... completely forgetting that I pay the phone bills Quite looking forward to the Love Actually thing though! I despise corden - but a few years ago he did an outstanding clip for comic relief with George Michael in the car. The round the table scene with various celebrities taking the piss out of themselves was genuinely funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 5 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Websites that have a drop down list I need to pick an option from which loads every option at once rather than first allowing me a chance to refine the search. Fine if you're picking from, say, ten. Not if it tries to load a link for every university in the known universe Security check which I have to do for work - despite drop down list like a roll of wallpaper, refuses to acknowledge that Ayrshire, East Ayrshire, North Ayrshie, South Ayrshire, West Ayrshire (getting desperate now...) or Strathclyde exist. This means that Irvine (My place of birth) has had to be relocated - to Clywd, Shropshire and East Lothian. Hey, they started it... I have not currently been locked up under the AT Act, so a cynical person might assume less scrutiny is given to these forms (which take over an hour to complete) than one might think. Then again, I am white, and not from Kent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 EasyJet have now taken to tannoy announcements on their flights with a short speech about starving children in East Africa followed by a fucking whip round. How about you give them your shite decay-defying sandwiches and £2 bottles of water instead you fucks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lichtie78 Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 I've lost the ability to lie in, guaranteed to be up at 8 tomorrow when ideally I'd be in bed until about 11. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 15 minutes ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: Security check which I have to do for work - despite drop down list like a roll of wallpaper, refuses to acknowledge that Ayrshire, East Ayrshire, North Ayrshie, South Ayrshire, West Ayrshire (getting desperate now...) or Strathclyde exist. This means that Irvine (My place of birth) has had to be relocated - to Clywd, Shropshire and East Lothian. Hey, they started it... I have not currently been locked up under the AT Act, so a cynical person might assume less scrutiny is given to these forms (which take over an hour to complete) than one might think. Then again, I am white, and not from Kent. Could be worse, you could have every population centre of at least 500 loading at once. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamish's Passenger Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 The word 'Minter' being severely overused on this forum now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 15 minutes ago, Johnny Däpp said: I have this problem too now and it fucks me off. I have just finished a 13 day stretch at work which included 3 days in Wales and 5 days in the Czech Republic. Absolutely shattered and with tomorrow being my first day off, it's a dead cert lll wake at 8 and not be able to go back to sleep again :-( Read this post again. It'll knock you right out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 I've lost the ability to lie in, guaranteed to be up at 8 tomorrow when ideally I'd be in bed until about 11. I think this is a side-effect of parenthood. f**k knows the last time I slept beyond about 8:30am. Even on the rare occasion I'm out on the piss and stagger in at 3am, I'm a safe bet to have a poxy 4 hour snooze and wake up even earlier than I normally would. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 It's a body clock thing, miley. I'm up at 5.40 am every weekday, but even if I'm off, I'll still wake up at that time, even with my alarm switched off. Try as I might, I can never get back to sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Just now, philpy said: It's a body clock thing, Really? I'd wondered about that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 27 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: I think this is a side-effect of parenthood. f**k knows the last time I slept beyond about 8:30am. Even on the rare occasion I'm out on the piss and stagger in at 3am, I'm a safe bet to have a poxy 4 hour snooze and wake up even earlier than I normally would. I can only dream of sleeping until 5am thanks to this wee p***k. At least in another week we can go out for walks/runs in the morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Hamish's Passenger said: The word 'Minter' being severely overused on this forum now. East coast types who don't know any better. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red23 Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 (edited) 8 hours ago, Aidan said: The fact that I forgot there's 31 days in March, and expected to be paid today Never understood this fascination of payday, The whole fuss around the exact day your pay hits your bank account. It'll comes in one day or another. "AYE!!! payday tomorrow!!, what you going to do with it?" . What do you do when you get it?? spend it all like an out of control junkie? Edited March 24, 2017 by red23 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Never understood this fascination of payday, The whole fuss around the exact day your pay hits your bank account. It'll comes in one day or another. "AYE!!! payday tomorrow!!, what you going to do with it?" . What do you do when you get it?? spend it all like an out of control junkie? No. I pay what I need to, put a bit into my savings and then spread the rest out across the month for going out, takeaways, football etc. The problem is, I thought today was the last Friday of the month so I've left myself short. Not the biggest disaster in the world, just something which is a bit petty and happened to get on my nerves when I realised. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Just now, Aidan said: No. I pay what I need to, put a bit into my savings and then spread the rest out across the month for going out, takeaways, football etc. The problem is, I thought today was the last Friday of the month so I've left myself short. Not the biggest disaster in the world, just something which is a bit petty and happened to get on my nerves when I realised. There's always too much month left at the end of the money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 9 minutes ago, red23 said: Never understood this fascination of payday, The whole fuss around the exact day your pay hits your bank account. It'll comes in one day or another. "AYE!!! payday tomorrow!!, what you going to do with it?" . What do you do when you get it?? spend it all like an out of control junkie? ^^^What an ignorant c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red23 Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: ^^^What an ignorant c**t. It's a genuine question though. Are people really that out of control of their spending that they count the exact days until payday? £10 from financial ruin. Show some restraint 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Just now, red23 said: It's a genuine question though. Are people really that out of control of their spending that they count the exact days until payday? £10 from financial ruin. Show some restraint A lot of people can barely cope with their outgoings from their income. If shit happens they struggle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Annoying having to wait for my new 58" 4K HDR 3D TV I just bought today, I just want it now but that's the pisser buying online because it was £300 plus cheaper than the high street. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 It's a genuine question though. Are people really that out of control of their spending that they count the exact days until payday? £10 from financial ruin. Show some restraint I feel like you're completely missing the point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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