KnightswoodBear Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 51 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: Well?????? What was the answer????? Tease It was hard to understand her biscuit arsed reply through her mouthful of Cadbury's Roses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Just now, Bairnardo said: ^^^^ Shat it and said nothing It was actually one of those really embarrassing moments (for my wife anyway) where she physically hauled me away from the desk as I was stood waiting for an answer whilst she gawped at me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 33 minutes ago, Blootoon87 said: Some lazy arsehole at my work keeps waiting til about 15 minutes before we finish our shift to ask for a lift home. It's not massively inconvenient, only adds 5-10 minutes onto my journey time. However, nobody is ever in my car apart from me, so I always have a heap of CD's on the passenger seat that I have to put onto the back seat whenever I give him a lift. The back seat is a shallower angle than the front passenger seat meaning if I as much as touch the brake they and up sliding off the seat and I end up with CD's in the footwell. Raging. Buy a pair of boots, Wear boots, Shoebox that boots come in placed in footwell of passenger seat will be a handy container for your CDs, stacked neatly. (do boots still come in a shoebox or is it called a Bootbox ?) Use new boots to administer the required kick in the pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 1 hour ago, deej said: Went in to my new place of employment to begin the screening process, sat and waited for over half an hour then someone came out, took a photocopy of my passport and driving licence and said thanks for coming in. Then on my way back to the flat the guy in greggs gave me the wrong thing. Something that wasn't greasy? 35 minutes ago, throbber said: Is Dr Pepper still sold anywhere in the world? I don't think I have even seen or heard of it since those annoying adverts were on around the year 2000. Shut up throbber. You know fine well it's on sale in most shops. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Is Dr Pepper still sold anywhere in the world? I don't think I have even seen or heard of it since those annoying adverts were on around the year 2000. Yes, I bought a bottle yesterday. I'm sure it's not as good as it used to be. See also: lilt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Then on my way back to the flat the guy in greggs gave me the wrong thing. A steak bake with some actual meat in it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 I'm finding BBCs fawning over the 'lionesses' to be a bit nauseating. The BBC is supposed to represent the whole of the U.K. But on the BBC sport website and media almost all the focus is on the England team with very little dedicated to the Scottish team (almost all is only featured in the Scotland specific pages which won't give them the same exposure). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 I'm finding BBCs fawning over the 'lionesses' to be a bit nauseating. Its almost as if they forget what the first B stands for at times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Cannot believe this c**t gets paid £350k a year. I've layed cables that could act better than him. He was in The Long Good Friday (1980 London gangster flick starring most people from every British TV show you've ever seen). Hard not to let out a "GET IN!" when he gets brutally murdered with a bottle. Spoiler, sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 45 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: He was in The Long Good Friday (1980 London gangster flick starring most people from every British TV show you've ever seen). Hard not to let out a "GET IN!" when he gets brutally murdered with a bottle. Spoiler, sorry. Ah, my favourite Easter based movie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 7 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Ah, my favourite Easter based movie. Better than Hop? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 20 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Better than Hop? Slightly yes, also better than the long boring films about the guy that got stuck in a cave then somehow got out again, normally starring Charlton Heston. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Jmothecat2 said: I'm finding BBCs fawning over the 'lionesses' to be a bit nauseating. The BBC is supposed to represent the whole of the U.K. But on the BBC sport website and media almost all the focus is on the England team with very little dedicated to the Scottish team (almost all is only featured in the Scotland specific pages which won't give them the same exposure). Their report on the lunchtime news opened with "There's something funny about these Euro football championships - for a start, Scotland are here". I wanted to be raging, but actually found it quite funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 8 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Slightly yes, also better than the long boring films about the guy that got stuck in a cave then somehow got out again, normally starring Charlton Heston. The one with James Franco is good though. Although it's basically a reboot of the ones Eddie Murphy did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Delivery companies. Ordered a fridge 2 weeks ago which was due to be installed today. Text yesterday to say it would be delivered between 2 and 6, with a link to a tracker which has been updating all day, moving back and forward between 4.30-6.30 and 5-7. Phone call at 5.55pm to say they had forgotten to load the fucker onto the truck this morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Just now, Bairnardo said: Sorry mate but I chuckled there. I actually laughed down the phone at the woman. It probably helped me from losing the rag completely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 5 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Delivery companies. Ordered a fridge 2 weeks ago which was due to be installed today. Text yesterday to say it would be delivered between 2 and 6, with a link to a tracker which has been updating all day, moving back and forward between 4.30-6.30 and 5-7. Phone call at 5.55pm to say they had forgotten to load the fucker onto the truck this morning. At least they didn't claim they knocked on the door and you weren't in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Lassie at work overemphasises the consonants at the end of words - I am certain that it is self-consciously deliberate - I am going to smash her stupid fucking face in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 9 minutes ago, paranoid android said: Lassie attttt workkkkk overemphasisessss the consonantssss at the enddd of wordssss - I ammm certainnn thattt ittt isss self-consciously deliberate - I ammmm going to smash herrrrr stupiddddd fucking face innnn. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Clare Balding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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