Cerberus Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Is it bad form to 'wid' another poster's missus? No. Gunther actively encourages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Just now, throbber said: Considering you haven't seen your own penis since the 00's then go for your life. You're feeling awfully generous this evening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Folk who wear band t-shirts cos they think they "look cool" or are the latest trend, and don't actually listen to any music or know any songs by said band. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, IainMorton said: Folk who wear band t-shirts cos they think they "look cool" or are the latest trend, and don't actually listen to any music or know any songs by said band. Do you ask them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 If you saw me in my Pearl Jam tshirt today I promise I'm quite a big fan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Folk who wear band t-shirts cos they think they "look cool" or are the latest trend, and don't actually listen to any music or know any songs by said band. My step daughter had a jumper with a picture of the members (not cocks) of Nirvana on the front. My step son said "Why are you wearing that ? You couldn't name a song they have done."She laughed and said "I know, I don't even know what they look like""They're on your tits, ya daft boot" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Alright, one from this morning. Radio Scotland spent ages talking about how we'd just beaten a test nation at cricket for the first time, including an interview with the captain. That long on cricket's bad enough, but even worse was the fact that they didn't once mention the name of the country we'd beaten. I've no idea what a "test nation" is, but I'm assuming that we gave Sealand a good rogering. Close? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 My step daughter had a jumper with a picture of the members (not cocks) of Nirvana on the front. My step son said "Why are you wearing that ? You couldn't name a song they have done."She laughed and said "I know, I don't even know what they look like""They're on your tits, ya daft boot" Was it this yin? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 7 hours ago, IainMorton said: Folk who wear band t-shirts cos they think they "look cool" or are the latest trend, and don't actually listen to any music or know any songs by said band. A good one is to ask someone wearing a Ramones t-shirt to name a member of the band. When they can't point out the names of all four original members are on the fucking t-shirt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 8 hours ago, IainMorton said: Folk who wear band t-shirts cos they think they "look cool" or are the latest trend, and don't actually listen to any music or know any songs by said band. Saw someone on TV doing a voxpop piece on the street a while ago asking people what their favorite album was of the band whose T-shirt they were wearing. "Ummmm....Greatest Hits..." by a young girl wearing either a Motorhead or Ramones shirt. I posted on something similar a while ago after seeing a non-rock-fan-looking guy wearing a Black Sabbath Never Say Die shirt - an utter crock of pish of an album which even the band now disown, admitting they knew they had a dog on their hands and stuck out before it was properly finished. No Sabbath fan's favourite album is Never Say Die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 9 hours ago, Zen Archer said: Do you ask them? A girl I used to work with always dressed in sports gear and looked like your typical ned, until one day she showed up in a Ramones t-shirt. I said to her I didn't realise she was into that type of music and her response was "I don't even know who they are, I just like the t-shirt". Another favourite of mines is another girl who said she was a massive Queen fan, so I asked her what her favourite album was as I am big fan myself. "oh no, I just like a couple of the big hits" was the response. 2 hours ago, resk said: Was it this yin? Even Lisa knows there is something wrong with that shirt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Hillonearth said: Saw someone on TV doing a voxpop piece on the street a while ago asking people what their favorite album was of the band whose T-shirt they were wearing. "Ummmm....Greatest Hits..." by a young girl wearing either a Motorhead or Ramones shirt. I posted on something similar a while ago after seeing a non-rock-fan-looking guy wearing a Black Sabbath Never Say Die shirt - an utter crock of pish of an album which even the band now disown, admitting they knew they had a dog on their hands and stuck out before it was properly finished. No Sabbath fan's favourite album is Never Say Die. As a non-rock fan, I'm intrigued to know what a non-rock-fan-looking guy looks like... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 10 minutes ago, Angusfifer said: As a non-rock fan, I'm intrigued to know what a non-rock-fan-looking guy looks like... He washes. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Geri Halliwell on Saturday kitchen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 1 minute ago, throbber said: Geri Halliwell on Saturday kitchen. Are you okay with those two things separately? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Are you okay with those two things separately? Saturday kitchen yes, I had no idea how much of an irritating moron she is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 15 minutes ago, Angusfifer said: As a non-rock fan, I'm intrigued to know what a non-rock-fan-looking guy looks like... Admittedly, not everyone who's into rock music has hair down to their arse and is covered in tattoos, but the one I'm talking about looked like a chartered surveyor doing a particularly stilted dress-down Friday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Geri is seriously acting as if she is the presenter of Saturday kitchen! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Where about are you MM? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Balloch, near Dumbarton. Sorry to hear that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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