Sergeant Wilson Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: You said grape twice.. Clears throat... My girlfriend told the police she'd been graped. Don't you mean raped, asked the officer? No, there was a bunch of them! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Clears throat... My girlfriend told the police she'd been graped. Don't you mean raped, asked the officer? No, there was a bunch of them! Hopefully they were seedless, wouldn't want her getting pregnant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 c***s that sit at the bar when there's ample seating still available around the pub 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 7 hours ago, JamesP_81 said: c***s that sit at the bar when there's ample seating still available around the pub My PTTGOYN..Every time I see your username I start humming this Jamesy P "Classic.." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 Dexy's Midnight Runners' "Come On Eileen". Get to-ra-loo-ra f**k. I used to know a drag queen in Berlin called Eileen and this was the climax of her act. It was only years later I discovered it was also the name of a song. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 23 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Yoggy grape grape. Groghurt ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 Films/TV shows where people pick up a phone and immediately start talking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 On 01/09/2017 at 14:34, Jamaldo said: People who cough without covering their mouth. Usually old, jakey men. I'll raise you folk who cough into their hand, then reach out with it to shake yours. They don't even have the excuse of ignorance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Films/TV shows where people pick up a phone and immediately start talking. Also when they always find a parking spot in a major city right outside or over the road from the building they are about to enter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 My friend's wee sister (widn't) has just had a baby, which is actually a RTBC since she had a tough pregnancy. However, she has called the wee girl Clayer. Not Clare, Claire or even Clair, but Clayer. Arsehole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 7 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: My friend's wee sister (widn't) has just had a baby, which is actually a RTBC since she had a tough pregnancy. However, she has called the wee girl Clayer. Not Clare, Claire or even Clair, but Clayer. Arsehole. Is the C pronounced as in Circus, maybe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Is the C pronounced as in Circus, maybe? No, as in c**t 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 12 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Is the C pronounced as in Circus, maybe? Pronounced slayer? I wonder if it's too late to change my two to Motorhead and Girlschool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: Pronounced slayer? I wonder if it's too late to change my two to Motorhead and Girlschool. It won't hamper her chances in life any more than being called Clayer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 (edited) Setting myself up for a storm of abuse here, but... People who call their kids after themselves. Are they so unimaginative that they can't think of a different name? Or do they feel that the world can't get on without them so producing a Mini-Me will somehow ease the sorrow when they pop their clogs? Okay, fill your boots... Edited September 3, 2017 by GordonD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 The name thing is a difficult one. Trying to keep a straight face when hearing the names of some of the kids in our baby group was difficult, but it just seems to be standard that kids have odd names these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 32 minutes ago, GordonD said: Setting myself up for a storm of abuse here, but... People who call their kids after themselves. Are they so unimaginative that they can't think of a different name? Or do they feel that the world can't get on without them so producing a Mini-Me will somehow ease the sorrow when they pop their clogs? Okay, fill your boots... About 100 years ago Bob Hope played a character in a film called Lawrence L. Lawrence. He was asked what the "L" stood for. "Lawrence" he replied, "My parents didn't have much imagination" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 41 minutes ago, GordonD said: Setting myself up for a storm of abuse here, but... People who call their kids after themselves. Are they so unimaginative that they can't think of a different name? Or do they feel that the world can't get on without them so producing a Mini-Me will somehow ease the sorrow when they pop their clogs? Okay, fill your boots... ^^^ Named after his mum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 The name thing is a difficult one. Trying to keep a straight face when hearing the names of some of the kids in our baby group was difficult, but it just seems to be standard that kids have odd names these days. As a parent the rules are fairly simple when picking a name. Think long and hard about what embarrassing nicknames your kids name can get made into before choosing one , and if you want to go for an unusual spelling think about how willing you are to put up with years of misspelled birthday cards , cake decorations name badges etc .... Bonus points if you can avoid naming them after a character in whatever that years popular films/TV shows are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 As a parent the rules are fairly simple when picking a name. Think long and hard about what embarrassing nicknames your kids name can get made into before choosing one , and if you want to go for an unusual spelling think about how willing you are to put up with years of misspelled birthday cards , cake decorations name badges etc .... Bonus points if you can avoid naming them after a character in whatever that years popular films/TV shows are. See that's what we didn't do and now our daughter has the initials 'BJ'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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