Swarley Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 You should have undercooked them a bit The kids? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 12 hours ago, Swarley said: On a similar theme, we had some friends across for a BBQ at the weekend. Their kids asked if I had any BBQ sauce, I said no just HP sauce. I then explained that it wasn't like BBQ sauce that it was bitter, tangy, different. Both of them covered their entire plate with sauce. First bite spat it back out, don't like it. Why didn't you try it first before wasting all that food you little shits was what I should have said instead of oh ok I'll cook some more sausages. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 We have it worse here @grannydanger. They automatically shower it with sugar. Yes fucking Sugar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 16 hours ago, Granny Danger said: People who add salt to the food on their plate before tasting it. I never add salt before tasting but for some things I will add pepper before tasting, Soup, mashed potato and if having a fry up then to the eggs (scrambled, poached or fried), mushrooms and tomatoes Unless I can see pepper obviously on or through them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 1 hour ago, SlipperyP said: We have it worse here @grannydanger. They automatically shower it with sugar. Yes fucking Sugar. That sounds disgusting but hey ho. 1 minute ago, MEADOWXI said: I never add salt before tasting but for some things I will add pepper before tasting, Soup, mashed potato and if having a fry up then to the eggs (scrambled, poached or fried), mushrooms and tomatoes Unless I can see pepper obviously on or through them. Maybe more understandable but surely you can take a bite to check first. I quite like peppery food myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 16 hours ago, Granny Danger said: It’s not about salt consumption it’s about folk adding salt before knowing if it’s needed. I add salt to chips without tasting them first. Shoot me... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 20 hours ago, Bairnardo said: You are a grumpy old c**t at all times. A bit harsh mate, but agreed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 The engine management light came on this afternoon on my way home Petty at the moment as the car seems to drive fine. No doubt it will be upgraded from petty to slightly more perturbed when I discover the cost of the repair 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 44 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: The engine management light came on this afternoon on my way home Petty at the moment as the car seems to drive fine. No doubt it will be upgraded from petty to slightly more perturbed when I discover the cost of the repair Fix it with this. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 People talking about "Paddy's day" Celebrating this day anywhere outside of the island of Ireland is stomach churning enough, but "Paddy's" marks you out as a raging w****r. You never hear anyone talk St Andy's or St Dave's day. Mon the snakes! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 48 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: The engine management light came on this afternoon on my way home Petty at the moment as the car seems to drive fine. No doubt it will be upgraded from petty to slightly more perturbed when I discover the cost of the repair Mines has been on for 6 months, they’re a pain in the arse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 1 minute ago, heedthebaa said: Mines has been on for 6 months, they’re a pain in the arse If your engine management light is giving you a pain in the arse, you need a doctor as well as a mechanic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 1 minute ago, heedthebaa said: Mines has been on for 6 months, they’re a pain in the arse That'll no be happening. I'm going to see my mechanic tomorrow get it booked in to be scanned and a service and mot as they're due April anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, Torpar said: People talking about "Paddy's day" Celebrating this day anywhere outside of the island of Ireland is stomach churning enough, but "Paddy's" marks you out as a raging w****r. You never hear anyone talk St Andy's or St Dave's day. Mon the snakes! I am of Irish extraction and couldn't give a f**k about St Patricks Day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Trackdaybob said: That'll no be happening. I'm going to see my mechanic tomorrow get it booked in to be scanned and a service and mot as they're due April anyway. Last time it was some filter, only use that car locally, so was told to take it for a spin and blast it out, it went off. Better to be safe than sorry I suppose 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Trackdaybob said: The engine management light came on this afternoon on my way home Petty at the moment as the car seems to drive fine. No doubt it will be upgraded from petty to slightly more perturbed when I discover the cost of the repair 48 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Fix it with this. f**k is this? Heater on full, windows down FFS. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Things that seem a good idea when drunk (eg agreeing to get married/have kids/get a dog). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 During the busiest day I’ve had a work possibly ever in my life, my girlfriend phoned to say the car had broken down on the M77. Injector circuit failure, £400. Christ. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Anyone who celebrates St Patrick’s day who isn’t Irish is a cretin. Thats a bit harsh on Nigerians. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Eddie Butler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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