Stellaboz Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 The burd uttering the famous words "its only a game" tonight after full time. Had to muster all my inner calm to tell her never, ever, ever say that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daydream Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 Did they say how many holes in Blackburn, Lancashire? 4000 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardy Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 27 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: The burd uttering the famous words "its only a game" tonight after full time. Had to muster all my inner calm to tell her never, ever, ever say that. She is right though. My wife has even more sense. Tonight in the car, “why do you go and see the Rovers anyway, utter shite, footballs shite” Quite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Blackburn is one big hole. Full of shite. Anyway, I’ve written a letter of complaint. How did you find the time in your busy schedule? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 No coffee left. Drinking tea with my breakfast instead. Just doesn't compare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 Arseholes who change your seat height/armrests when you're on your days off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 Clowncar-driving senior management. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I have to go to Greenock today. PTTTGOYN doesn’t have the requisite gravitas for such a dark and miserable prospect. Stay strong x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 Is a trip to Greenock code for anal sex? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 I have to go to Greenock today. Sleep well, sweet prince. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I have to go to Greenock today. The West Coast is nice at this time of year. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 This is a true statement, but misleading in the context.... Anywhere is nice than Falkirk I suppose. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 3 hours ago, Jmothecat2 said: No Buckfast left. Drinking tea with my breakfast instead. Just doesn't compare. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 That Ladbrokes advert with Chris Kamara is absolutely brutal, you can see he is dying inside whilst doing it but obviously the money he got paid made it worthwhile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 Fucking autocorrect on an iPhone when you've got fat fingers! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Cort's Hamstring Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 Bosses who give you idiotic instructions, insist you follow them to the letter, and then complain about the end result. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 Putting up with going round one of those pretentious shops that sell wool and pencils with hippos on them and candles. f**k off. Good job I'm being bought beer and dinner after. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 Female football commentators... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Bosses who give you idiotic instructions, insist you follow them to the letter, and then complain about the end result. ^^^ Disposed of the office printer after boss said "print me out the attached document and if there's an old version sitting on the printer then throw it in the bin". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Dancing on Ice. Even as reality shows go, this is at the poorer end of the scale. If it wasn’t for the occasional glimpses of Willowbooby it would rate it even lower. Just garbage. This is what they put on to get me through the worst month of the year? Just awful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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