Bairnardo Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 They should demand bigger hands.No be coming to you for advice anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 21 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: Not quite as simple as that. Usually "mini" versions of new models also have less capabilities which means women are left with getting a phone that doesn't work as well but can be used comfortably or getting a phone equal to the ones men can use but is uncomfortable to use. Women asking for the smaller sized phones that are identical to the larger ones in terms of software isn't really that much of an ask is it? I'm quite a small guy, surprisingly with small hands (small enough that I struggle to play a full size guitar), I have a Samsung S7 and have no problem operating it. I really do wonder just how small your hands would need to be for you physically not be able to operate a modern phone. I find it hard to believe there are absolutely no models available that are small enough and would give them the software/processes they need. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: 2 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: They should demand bigger hands. No be coming to you for advice anyway. Do you have an alert set up for any post that includes "KnightswoodBear" and "Hands", shortarse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Do you have an alert set up for any post that includes "KnightswoodBear" and "Hands", shortarse?Thats unfair. Think its been a while since I passed comment on your wee trotters?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: 3 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Do you have an alert set up for any post that includes "KnightswoodBear" and "Hands", shortarse? Thats unfair. Think its been a while since I passed comment on your wee trotters?? I can only imagine you look like a child wearing Kenny Everett's "let's bomb Russia" hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 I can only imagine you look like a child wearing Kenny Everett's "let's bomb Russia" hands.You're obviously having a bad day. I'm sorry m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 @Hedgecutter's thumbnail of Paulo Fisch in his signature keeps reminding me of this painting which adorned pretty much every living room in Scotland in the 1970s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 12 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 13 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: I can only imagine you look like a child wearing Kenny Everett's "let's bomb Russia" hands. You're obviously having a bad day. I'm sorry m8. So's your face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 @Hedgecutter's thumbnail of the green chinese wifey in his signature now reminds me of Paula Fisch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 [mention=13234]Hedgecutter[/mention]'s thumbnail of the green chinese wifey in his signature now reminds me of Paula Fisch. Your new picture is almost definitely throbber’s dad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 The Budweiser “ dilly dilly “ ad ! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiderDee Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 People who are driving in a film or TV show and are talking to the person beside them but always look away from the road for absolute ages. Does my absolute nut in [emoji23] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 The Budweiser “ dilly dilly “ ad !I see you. And raise you absolutely any one of those fucking Nationwide adverts. People who are driving in a film or TV show and are talking to the person beside them but always look away from the road for absolute ages. Does my absolute nut in [emoji23]See also them constantly moving the steering wheel. Do Directors think if the actor didn't constantly move the steering wheel, the viewer wouldn't know what was happening? Fuds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 8 hours ago, The Moonster said: I have a Samsung S7 High 5 brother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: High 5 brother. Edgy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 On 16/09/2018 at 22:48, D.A.F.C said: Roundabouts that change the usual left hand as left/straight on to left only with no warning. Alloa area is particularly bad for this. It's probably more dangerous to change roads to this than to create a traffic flow system like this. Town planners just said f**k it let's not go with the Highway Code today. In 1979, the ring-road roundabout going into Alloa had that arrangement. My driving instructor was convinced it had been an error, and that was why they were allowing the arrows on the road to wear away instead of repainting them. However, the Highway Code at the time used to say something like "unless marked otherwise...", so the arrows really just replaced the default instead of contradicting the Code. / boring b*****d 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 On 9/19/2018 at 07:50, port-ton said: People who do something nice for you, but when they do something nice for you they like to remind you they've done something nice for you. People who do that for you haven't done something nice for you, they've done something nice for themselves to feel good about their pathetic attention seeking lives. It's not nice. My father-in-law was the type of c**t who'd remind you constantly if he ever paid for something, with an expectant look as he wanted to be thanked over and over, even for the smallest things. I picked up from his brother-in-law that the best way to handle it was to feign ignorance of his intent and find ways to immediately deflect the conversation off on a tangent. The look of seething frustration was glorious. 1 hour ago, SpiderDee said: People who are driving in a film or TV show and are talking to the person beside them but always look away from the road for absolute ages. Does my absolute nut in Makes my sphincter tighten every time, made even worse by films/shows where it turns into a plot point and someone does end up in an accident because they weren't paying attention. Either it's safe to drive without looking in fantasy land, or it isn't - make up your fucking mind, people! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Cats. One of ours just projectile vomited his dinner, the performance culminating in the expulsion of a three-inch throat turd of a hairball . Did he choose somewhere tiled? Nope, only somewhere carpeted was deemed sufficient for his needs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Hillonearth said: Cats. One of ours just projectile vomited his dinner, the performance culminating in the expulsion of a three-inch throat turd of a hairball . Did he choose somewhere tiled? Nope, only somewhere carpeted was deemed sufficient for his needs. just as our old cat used to think just outside the bedroom door was a good place to deposit hairballs, dead spiders etc when she knew I usually walked about in bare feet... Spoiler 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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