ICTChris Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 You could quite easily eat nothing but Quavers and lose weight. Doubt it'd be that good for you though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Fat people are a drain on society and are never as jolly as reputed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Billy Rubin said: People get fat because society tells us you must eat leafy vegtables and lean meat to shed the fat. That's what I love about the Quavers diet ( Sponsored by Quavers ) you can eat up to 18 packets of crisps everyday, no exercise and still the weight falls off you Folk like that Joe Hicks c**t are actually making more people obese. I've posted this before, but the Quavers diet is genuinely life changing. You can shed tonnes of weight while still enjoying the usual18 (eighteen) meals a day. Only drastic change in my life was HR making me wear disposable gloves during meal times due to complaints from colleagues. My fingers were bowfing, tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 The "disease" of obesity didn't exist in previous decades, nor does it exist in poorer nations. Ask yourself why (with apologies for the link to the Daily Heil). Take portion sizes back to the 1950s to beat obesity "Portion sizes have ballooned in the last few decades - with people filling their plates to the brim and cleaning them of every last morsel." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Smokers get sympathy? From whom?I’m just saying a smoker getting ill because of their addiction will get more sympathy than a fat person was because of theirs. So many people look at the obese and say things like “you would have thought that after a certain point they’d sort themselves out a bit” where as smokers, drinkers and druggies are treated more as people with actual addiction problems that are harder to cure. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 (edited) 29 minutes ago, throbber said: I’m just saying a smoker getting ill because of their addiction will get more sympathy than a fat person was because of theirs. So many people look at the obese and say things like “you would have thought that after a certain point they’d sort themselves out a bit” where as smokers, drinkers and druggies are treated more as people with actual addiction problems that are harder to cure. Good points there, Throbs.... I've always said that people are more sympathetic towards the blind than they are to the deaf. When did you last see anyone helping a deaf person to cross the road? Poor deaf people get shouted at most of the time. I probably notice this more than most, being a bit "corned beef" myself. Edited January 4, 2019 by ICTJohnboy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Ah the inevitable dressing down from the Dental Hygienist about not flossing. As someone else posted ages ago Dental Hygienist: Your teeth are terrible, the plaque build up is the worst I have ever seen, all your teeth will fall out, your gums will bleed and you will die. Dentist: open wide, yep, yep, all good here.Back for root canal work and a crown...hope he knows I'm a republican.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 4 minutes ago, capybara said: 21 hours ago, Swarley said: Ah the inevitable dressing down from the Dental Hygienist about not flossing. As someone else posted ages ago Dental Hygienist: Your teeth are terrible, the plaque build up is the worst I have ever seen, all your teeth will fall out, your gums will bleed and you will die. Dentist: open wide, yep, yep, all good here. Back for root canal work and a crown...hope he knows I'm a republican.. My dentist is an American sole practitioner who specialises in extraction. Spoiler One Yank and it’s out. Sorry. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 6 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Sectioned again I expect. Anyway, fat is a genetic issue. How fat are you, Serg? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: How fat are you, Serg? Too fat, about 16.5 stone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 10 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Too fat, about 16.5 stone. Could be a height, rather than a weight problem, you have. Ideally you should be about 7ft 6ins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Just now, ICTJohnboy said: Could be a height, rather than a weight problem, you have. Ideally you should be about 7ft 6ins. He is, lying down. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 19 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Too fat, about 16.5 stone. You have the greedy b*****d gene. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 12 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: Could be a height, rather than a weight problem, you have. Ideally you should be about 7ft 6ins. Losing weight didn't work, so after my holiday I'm going to try getting taller. 6 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: You have the greedy b*****d gene. Very true. Got a takeaway tonight, she suggested sharing one. I refused and am now lying like a burst couch, moaning about feeling ill. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Losing weight didn't work, so after my holiday I'm going to try getting taller. Very true. Got a takeaway tonight, she suggested sharing one. I refused and am now lying like a burst couch, moaning about feeling ill. The Brexit diet might help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: Losing weight didn't work, so after my holiday I'm going to try getting taller. Very true. Got a takeaway tonight, she suggested sharing one. I refused and am now lying like a burst couch, moaning about feeling ill. It's good you've got someone to blame for all these demons lurking inside you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: The Brexit diet might help. Is that like the mushroom diet where they keep you in the dark and shovel shite on you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Thanks for all the support. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: Thanks for all the support. Shut up fatty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: Shut up fatty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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