Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 13 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: Actors being criticised for acting as something other than their real life self. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 17 minutes ago, Bishop Briggs said: Still totally pissed off with shop staff who ask me "are you okay?" or "are you alright?" rather than "can I help you?". Maybe you just look a bit sad? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 1 hour ago, The Moonster said: Maybe you just look a bit sad? Nope. It's the same in almost every shop, including John Lewis. Everyone gets the same lazy question. In my area, most retailers just hire migrants on low wages and can't be bothered to train them properly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 Bird Box? @Chicken Wing prefers a good bird bath 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 People who shake fingers rather than shake hands. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 Bird Box? [mention=46398]Chicken Wing[/mention] prefers a good bird bathEspecially ornate ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 My work are doing my fucking tits in just now. One of the other managers is leaving so we’ve had to rejig the schedule to accommodate. I’ve had the 19th booked off for weeks because Rovers have Dunfermline at home in the cup. They’ve now put me in and giving it “needs of the business” and saying I need to swap it. Utter pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 2 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said: My work are doing my fucking tits in just now. One of the other managers is leaving so we’ve had to rejig the schedule to accommodate. I’ve had the 19th booked off for weeks because Rovers have Dunfermline at home in the cup. They’ve now put me in and giving it “needs of the business” and saying I need to swap it. Utter pish. that's what pulling sickies was invented for. "I had the spam fritters... spotted on telly eh? well, the only cure was to eat a Starks Park pie, the doc said it would bung me up good and proper.." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 Jonathan Pie videos in my youtube suggestions. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 Folk who can’t run properly. I’m not talking about fitness here, I’m talking about the physical action. Yesterday I saw guy who must have been late for something running in the street. He had his arms down by his sides the whole time, not moving them at all. Often I see folk running for a bus, usually lassies, and they just can’t seem to run. It’s almost like they’re trying but can’t quite master it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 Describe the best way to run. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 Folk who can’t run properly. I’m not talking about fitness here, I’m talking about the physical action. Yesterday I saw guy who must have been late for something running in the street. He had his arms down by his sides the whole time, not moving them at all. Often I see folk running for a bus, usually lassies, and they just can’t seem to run. It’s almost like they’re trying but can’t quite master it.He was maybe doing his squat jogs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 31 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Describe the best way to run. Fast and powerful 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: 33 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Folk who can’t run properly. I’m not talking about fitness here, I’m talking about the physical action. Yesterday I saw guy who must have been late for something running in the street. He had his arms down by his sides the whole time, not moving them at all. Often I see folk running for a bus, usually lassies, and they just can’t seem to run. It’s almost like they’re trying but can’t quite master it. He was maybe doing his squat jogs. In his work clothes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 33 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Describe the best way to run. Like the wind 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 37 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Describe the best way to run. With us. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 Folk who use outdated/obsolete terms for things. In this instance I’m specifically talking about office stuff. I regularly hear questions about the ‘photocopier’ and ‘projectors’, and often get enquiries about ‘spider phones’. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 (edited) 5 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Folk who use outdated/obsolete terms for things. In this instance I’m specifically talking about office stuff. I regularly hear questions about the ‘photocopier’ and ‘projectors’, and often get enquiries about ‘spider phones’. What do you call a photocopier and projector and what the f**k is a spider phone? Edited January 10, 2019 by welshbairn 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: Describe the best way to run. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: What do you call a photocopier and projector and what the f**k is a spider phone? One that's connected to the web? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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