Guest BullyWee1878 Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Jagermeister and Red Bull Alcohol is no friend of mine ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Housework done - Well, I say 'done', we've cleared the beer cans away and we're now ready for Adam's parents to come and visit. Why on Earth he thought it'd be a good idea to invite them round on Sunday and then go out on the piss on the Saturday, I don't know.Maybe, but Adam's wearing nail varnish and has abusive slogans on his back because he fell asleep. "Hi there mum....eh....no, it's...eh......just dirty fingernails. I was gardening. All day yesterday." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 So who's Adam with? Shakey on the sofa. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 "Hi there mum....eh....no, it's...eh......just dirty fingernails. I was gardening. All day yesterday." It's bright green and glittery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 It's bright green and glittery. "Well mum, there was this frog y'see......." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Shakey on the sofa. That's sounds more like what he's doing than who he's with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Hangover cat iz feeling painz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mid-table Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 In the last 23 hours I have been awake, I have used up 180 tissues and a roll of toilet paper (for blowing my nose, no other reason), and also finished 5 Lemsip. However I still feel crap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reignman Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 If your uvula is indeed your uvula, then whats your epiglottus? Is there even such a thing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 "The epiglottis is a lid-like flap of elastic cartilage tissue covered with a mucus membrane, attached to the root of the tongue." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 "The epiglottis is a lid-like flap of elastic cartilage tissue covered with a mucus membrane, attached to the root of the tongue." Wow - you did write every entry on Wikipedia. Respect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 I collected all my change together in a bag and carried to Meadowbank Sainsbury's and the fucking change machine was full, meaning I had to lug it about the shop while I bought stuff and home. I asked the gormless little cunt on the checkout when the machine would be emptied, he didn't even say "Sorry I don't know" he just mumbled like a twark. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Maybe, but Adam's wearing nail varnish and has abusive slogans on his back because he fell asleep. Adam in falling asleep shocker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Adam in falling asleep shocker The slogans are still there, too. It was only eyeliner, but we've only managed to get it to fade. You can still clearly read 'Fudge LOL' on his back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFalkirkBairn Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 The slogans are still there, too. It was only eyeliner, but we've only managed to get it to fade. You can still clearly read 'Fudge LOL' on his back. Some toothpasting wouldnt have gone a miss, that can be painfull as f**k to get off once its dries in. Mate of mine had that done to him while going to paris with the school 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Some toothpasting wouldnt have gone a miss, that can be painfull as f**k to get off once its dries in. Mate of mine had that done to him while going to paris with the school What he's most bothered about is someone thought 'I love Thistle' would be a good thing to write, so someone else did exactly that. Neither of these people were me, I hasten to add. I did write 'pwned' on his forehead, but that was just purple eyeliner and it was gone by the time he woke up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFalkirkBairn Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 What he's most bothered about is someone thought 'I love Thistle' would be a good thing to write, so someone else did exactly that. Neither of these people were me, I hasten to add.I did write 'pwned' on his forehead, but that was just purple eyeliner and it was gone by the time he woke up. Of course it wasnt you, it was your alter ego Pfft, if you'd written Loser or somthing more inventive backwards on his foredhead then he would have seen it properly when he looked in the mirror 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Of course it wasnt you, it was your alter ego Pfft, if you'd written Loser or somthing more inventive backwards on his foredhead then he would have seen it properly when he looked in the mirror It really wasn't me! Loser is a bit unimaginative. I'd rather something in poor taste, highly offensive and preferably a swearie as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 It really wasn't me! Loser is a bit unimaginative. I'd rather something in poor taste, highly offensive and preferably a swearie as well. c**t? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Alternative suggestion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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