Bairnardo Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Not petty, fence painting. I painted about 25% of the fence I have to paint yesterday. That took me about 6 hours. My hands are fucked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Not petty, fence painting. I painted about 25% of the fence I have to paint yesterday. That took me about 6 hours. My hands are fucked. Good luck with the high bits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: 19 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Not petty, fence painting. I painted about 25% of the fence I have to paint yesterday. That took me about 6 hours. My hands are fucked. Good luck with the high bits. Motherf.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 20 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Not petty, fence painting. I painted about 25% of the fence I have to paint yesterday. That took me about 6 hours. My hands are fucked. ^^^^ Tom Sawyer found 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Motherf....Sometimes in life you get a tap in, just amazed that Dr green breeks didn't beat me to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 59 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Not petty, fence painting. I painted about 25% of the fence I have to paint yesterday. That took me about 6 hours. My hands are fucked. ^^ In training before the big fight @Shandon Par 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Not petty, fence painting. I painted about 25% of the fence I have to paint yesterday. That took me about 6 hours. My hands are fucked. Why not just spray it you tool? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Not petty, fence painting. I painted about 25% of the fence I have to paint yesterday. That took me about 6 hours. My hands are fucked. The absolute worst job in the world. I bought a spray gun, you spend 6 hours masking off instead, but worth it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 (edited) 12 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: ^^ In training before the big fight @Shandon Par I look like I’ve been battered today. Split lip from tasting some boiling sugar the other night then banged my head this morning and have a big egg over one eye. ETA: chipped a tooth too. Edited September 8, 2019 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Why not just spray it you tool? Or at least use a brush, rather than smearing it on with his hands. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 The design of the numbers they use on EFL kits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 23 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Why not just spray it you tool? Naw. Too close to neighbours houses and been informed it goes fucking everywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 I look like I’ve been battered today. Split lip from tasting some boiling sugar the other night then banged my head this morning and have a big egg over one eye. ETA: chipped a tooth too.Your life truly seems to be a series of small calamaties at times, interspersed with a weary cat knocking crap out of a dumb hound that never learns it's lesson. How can you not know that boiling sugar tends to get a bit burny, that is Kirk Broadfoot levels of fuckwittery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Naw. Too close to neighbours houses and been informed it goes fucking everywhere. I’m still scraping bits of paint off the kitchen window from when the missus sprayed our fence about 10 years ago. Painting is the way forward. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Pubs where you have to go up 2 flights of stairs for a pish. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 ^^^ A frequent visitor to Wetherspoons, Inverness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Pubs where you have to go up 2 flights of stairs for a pish. Encore? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 All inanimate objects that fcuk you up. Here’s an example. In a cupboard I have an old shoe box that contains various charger cables. IPad, phones, old-style i-Pod cable, Kindle, SLR camera... every time you open the box, the wee cnuts have tied themselves in knots. I never tied them together, never scrunched them together. Simply placed them back in the box. Reached in again, one big fcuking ball of cable emerged. Is it like Toy Story in that box? At night time they all wake from their slumber, play cards, chat about Brexit, and have an orgy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Encore?Old School House in Aberdeen. Pissed off that I missed a film I wanted to see at Eden Court so I came over for the day. Does seem a bit Whetherspoony. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Surely at your age you have a catheter...It's reserved for drunk driving stops with a bag of virgin pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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