DiegoDiego Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 People posting links without providing any clue as to the contents. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 (edited) Smokers, but more so smokers that keep the last two draws of a fag by scraping it along the tarmac then putting it back in the packet. Throw the fucking thing away, you smelly b*****ds. Edited August 27, 2019 by Dele 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 Smokers, but more so smokers that keep the last two draws of a fag by scraping it along the tarmac then putting it back in the packet. Throw the fucking thing away, you smelly b*****ds.You seen the price of cigarettes Mr Millionaire? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Dele said: Smokers, but more so smokers that keep the last two draws of a fag by scraping it along the tarmac then putting it back in the packet. Throw the fucking thing away, you smelly b*****ds. I can't say I've ever seen anyone do anything like this. I've seen homeless people pick up douts before but never seen someone "save" the last two draws of a cigarette. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, The Moonster said: I can't say I've ever seen anyone do anything like this. I've seen homeless people pick up douts before but never seen someone "save" the last two draws of a cigarette. Probably making an effort not to litter and that's the thanks he gets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Probably making an effort not to litter and that's the thanks he gets. Dele was advocating just "throwing the thing away" too. Complete animal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 29 minutes ago, The Moonster said: I can't say I've ever seen anyone do anything like this. I've seen homeless people pick up douts before but never seen someone "save" the last two draws of a cigarette. Seriously? I find that strange. See it near everyday. 24 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Probably making an effort not to litter and that's the thanks he gets. That would be taken into consideration had she not have raked the tarmac with it, then placed it back in the packet right next to a bin at the shop entrance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, Dele said: Seriously? I find that strange. See it near everyday. The only time I've seen it is when someone is waiting for a bus or a train and it arrives mid smoke, so they nip the end and save the rest for later. I can't fathom why anyone would save two draws of a cigarette if they had time to finish it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 People who, in my present area, on hearing a Scottish accent can't resist in coming out with the time honoured classic comment : "Ock aye the noo, Jock" Scottish born and bred I may me but I don't even know what that means. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 1 minute ago, ICTJohnboy said: People who, in my present area, on hearing a Scottish accent can't resist in coming out with the time honoured classic comment : "Ock aye the noo, Jock" Scottish born and bred I may me but I don't even know what that means. Punch them in the throat and when they look shocked just say "sorry, that's how we greet that phrase in Scotland, were you not aware"? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 57 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: People who, in my present area, on hearing a Scottish accent can't resist in coming out with the time honoured classic comment : "Ock aye the noo, Jock" Scottish born and bred I may me but I don't even know what that means. In a similar vein , I've never heard anyone saying "Foos yer doos ?" , despite living most of my life in the North-East. I tell a lie. I've heard it said occasionally by folk trying (and failing miserably) to take the pish out of Doric speakers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 (edited) Auld gits who feel the need to needlessly whistle in any situation. Tuneless, random whistling, in the gym changing room, on a bus, in a coffee shop, anywhere. Usually these auld duffers combine their tuneless whistling tourettes with ‘change rattling’.... a pile of coins in their trouser pockets, and their hand plunged into the pocket, constantly churning the coins around. Shooting is too good for these irritating auld fcuks. Edited August 27, 2019 by pozbaird 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 In a similar vein , I've never heard anyone saying "Foos yer doos ?" , despite living most of my life in the North-East. I tell a lie. I've heard it said occasionally by folk trying (and failing miserably) to take the pish out of Doric speakersI have. The resident bell end at work says it because he is utterly determined to be as Doric as possible and using it in an attention seeking type way. The type who often tries to use overly Doric sentences then stares at you hoping you will ask what he is saying. Cringe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 I’ve mentioned this in a slightly different context but I hate people who call everyone “mate”. I have a useless work colleague who calls everyone mate when fobbing work off.I’m watching “Call The Cops” and the police call everyone “mate”. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 5 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I’ve mentioned this in a slightly different context but I hate people who call everyone “mate”. I have a useless work colleague who calls everyone mate when fobbing work off. I’m watching “Call The Cops” and the police call everyone “mate”. A spotty 17 year old youth called me “mate” in a shop the other day. p***k. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 A spotty 17 year old youth called me “mate” in a shop the other day. p***k.One of the cops on this programme called a man she was admonishing for pissing in public “mate”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 All Scottish news readers and weather girls all have the same voice apart from the two teuchters. It’s like they’re talking to a baby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 People who, in my present area, on hearing a Scottish accent can't resist in coming out with the time honoured classic comment : "Ock aye the noo, Jock" Scottish born and bred I may me but I don't even know what that means.An Irish jakey asked me for money in Dublin city centre and when I said no, her response was "och aye the noo ya Jock p***k" which was at least quite creative. No idea what any of it means though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 A spotty 17 year old youth called me “mate” in a shop the other day. p***k.Well at least you finally got one, even if somewhat briefly and not an ideal first choice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 Related to this is the tone deaf "Guys guys cross everything we're gonna break a record!!!1" tweets of the met office when it's like 39 degrees and crops are dying.Thanks crops dying now.I hate the way the presenters on Reporting Scotland speak, so unbelievably patronising. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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