Dee Man Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 (edited) 6 hours ago, Eednud said: When you by some pastrami as haven't had any for a while. Make yourself a sandwich the next day then the day after you read there is a recall as listeria has been detected in some of the manufacturer's product. Sleep tight sweet Prince x Do you have any decent vehicles I can pop down to Adelaide and have once you snuff it? Eta: Just been reading up on it and I see it only affects your neck of the woods. Good. Symptoms potentially not surfacing until 6 weeks though - that's a bit of a wait although if it makes you feel better a relative of mine had to wait 6 months for his HIV test results after he was stabbed with a junkie's syringe. Edited September 6, 2019 by Dee Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 On 04/09/2019 at 19:48, Sergeant Wilson said: May I interest you in this little runner? A bit of rhino damage but otherwise sound. Seldom available. No doubt Div will be all over that for a “win tickets to see St Mirren” competition. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Sleep tight sweet Prince x Do you have any decent vehicles I can pop down to Adelaide and have once you snuff it? Eta: Just been reading up on it and I see it only affects your neck of the woods. Good. Symptoms potentially not surfacing until 6 weeks though - that's a bit of a wait although if it makes you feel better a relative of mine had to wait 6 months for his HIV test results after he was stabbed with a junkie's syringe. It’s not the first time the manufacturer has had product recalls due to listeria issues. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 People who tell fibs constantly. It does get boring. Sometimes just need to switch aff 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 On 04/09/2019 at 19:48, Sergeant Wilson said: May I interest you in this little runner? A bit of rhino damage but otherwise sound. Seldom available. Nice. Can imagine that's the sort of thing Dee Man drives when he's out shooting kangaroos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 1 hour ago, G_Man1985 said: People who tell fibs constantly. It does get boring. Sometimes just need to switch aff This pisses me off so much I sometimes have to just get in my private jet and head to New York for the weekend to calm down. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Nice. Can imagine that's the sort of thing Dee Man drives when he's out shooting prozzies. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 40 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: FTFY Dee Man's life is like a role reversal Grand Theft Auto. He goes around getting battered by cyclists, prozzies, people in clubs, people in the street. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 PTTGOYN.. when you accidentally launch your tomato soup across the office: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 8 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: PTTGOYN.. when you accidentally launch your tomato soup across the office: Nice of you to highlight it with the spotlight though. You could probably install that in the V&A in Dundee next time youre up. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Nice of you to highlight it with the spotlight though. You could probably install that in the V&A in Dundee next time youre up. Will come in handy when chosing a colour for the anal dye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 People who slag you off behind your back. If you’ve got something to say, be man enough to say it to my face. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 That poster IainMorton gets on my nerves. A real pain. Posts shite. Would never dream of saying it to his face though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 (edited) 8 minutes ago, pozbaird said: That poster IainMorton gets on my nerves. A real pain. Posts shite. Would never dream of saying it to his face though. Does it get on your nerves that it gets on your nerves? Edited September 6, 2019 by Angusfifer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Cludgie traps where the door opens to within a nanometre of the bowl, forcing you to reverse round the side of said bowl to get the door open wide enough for you to escape. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 15 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Cludgie traps where the door opens to within a nanometre of the bowl, forcing you to reverse round the side of said bowl to get the door open wide enough for you to escape. Stand on the bowl. Idiot! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 2 hours ago, pozbaird said: That poster IainMorton gets on my nerves. A real pain. Posts shite. Would never dream of saying it to his face though. Can’t even tag me properly so I can see your post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 2 hours ago, SlipperyP said: Stand on the bowl. Idiot! No chance. I might fall in and land on a bamboo steamer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 20 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Cludgie traps where the door opens to within a nanometre of the bowl, forcing you to reverse round the side of said bowl to get the door open wide enough for you to escape. Could be worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Not petty, fence painting. I painted about 25% of the fence I have to paint yesterday. That took me about 6 hours. My hands are fucked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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