Swarley Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 In other news, Pope revealed to be a Catholic...Pope is Catholic 1/25Pope is not Catholic 8/1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Swarley said: Pope is Catholic 1/25 Pope is not Catholic 8/1 And the big outsider, is actually a lizard 500/1. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 10 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Folk over the age of 5 who choose crisps by looking at the colour of the packet rather than actually reading what flavour they are... This is very harsh on foreigners, the partially sighted and dyslexics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 15 minutes ago, coprolite said: This is close, but purple is Worcestershire sauce. Dark Purple. Pale Purple/Violet reserved for Pickled Onion 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, Tynierose said: And the big outsider, is actually a lizard 500/1. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 Just now, Boo Khaki said: Dark Purple. Pale Purple/Violet reserved for Pickled Onion Pickled Onion should be Light Green 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, hk blues said: Pickled Onion should be Light Green Then what the hell are you going to do with Spring Onion? This is the road to chaos Ah... you could go with the Tudor approach of a mostly white packet, with pale green trim. Clever. Edited February 25, 2020 by Boo Khaki 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Boo Khaki said: Then what the hell are you going to do with Spring Onion? This is the road to chaos Yes, that problem had occurred to me too. I suggest a green lighter than Cheese n Onion green for pickled onion and an even lighter green for Spring Onion 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 Then what the hell are you going to do with Spring Onion? This is the road to chaos Ah... you could go with the Tudor approach of a mostly white packet, with pale green trim. Canny. FTFY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 (edited) 18 minutes ago, hk blues said: Yes, that problem had occurred to me too. I suggest a green lighter than Cheese n Onion green for pickled onion and an even lighter green for Spring Onion ^^^^ Big team found Edited February 25, 2020 by GordonD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 22 minutes ago, hk blues said: Yes, that problem had occurred to me too. I suggest a green lighter than Cheese n Onion green for pickled onion and an even lighter green for Spring Onion Might be a wee problem marketing this idea in certain areas if Hula Hoops are included. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 Then what the hell are you going to do with Spring Onion? This is the road to chaos Ah... you could go with the Tudor approach of a mostly white packet, with pale green trim. Clever.I thought spring onion and pickled onion were the same thing?Where is the fucking market for spring onion? Who are those people? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 1 minute ago, pandarilla said: I thought spring onion and pickled onion were the same thing? Where is the fucking market for spring onion? Who are those people? Spring onions are a vastly underrated flavour. During the halcyon days of Tudor crisps spring onion were ace. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 (edited) 38 minutes ago, pandarilla said: I thought spring onion and pickled onion were the same thing? Where is the fucking market for spring onion? Who are those people? Probably the sort of people who were the target market for 'Sour Cream' and Onion, etc. WTF is wrong with 'Cheese' and Onion? Also, how come when you go to central europe, there are about a million different brands/styles of crisps in the supermarket, but 99% of them are 'Paprika' flavour? I reckon this a massively under-recognised driving force behind pro-Brexit sentiment. I mean, who wants to go to some tinpot country like Germany or something where you can't even get a bag of Ready Salted? What on earth do they do when they travel here, only to find that short of venturing into Lidl, trying to find 'Paprika' flavoured crisps is like trying to find an 18 year old female virgin in Dundee? What the hell even is a Paprika anyway? Edited February 25, 2020 by Boo Khaki 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 Just now, Boo Khaki said: Probably the sort of people who were the target market for 'Sour Cream' and Onion, etc. WTF is wrong with 'Cheese' and Onion? Also, how come when you go to central europe, there are about a million different brands/styles of crisps in the supermarket, but 99% of them are 'Paprika' flavour? I reckon this a massively under-recognised driving force behind pro-Brexit sentiment. I mean, who wants to go to some tinpot country like Germany or something where you can't even get a bag of Ready Salted? What on earth do they do when they travel here, only to find that short of venturing into Lidl, trying to find 'Paprika' flavoured crisps is like trying to find an 18 year old female virgin in Dundee? What the hell even is a Paprika anyway? I spent about 5 minutes in a supermarket aisle in France last year looking at what I assumed was the "Paprika" section. Couldn't find salt and vinegar anywhere. Savages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Boo Khaki said: Probably the sort of people who were the target market for 'Sour Cream' and Onion, etc. WTF is wrong with 'Cheese' and Onion? Also, how come when you go to central europe, there are about a million different brands/styles of crisps in the supermarket, but 99% of them are 'Paprika' flavour? I reckon this a massively under-recognised driving force behind pro-Brexit sentiment. I mean, who wants to go to some tinpot country like Germany or something where you can't even get a bag of Ready Salted? What on earth do they do when they travel here, only to find that short of venturing into Lidl, trying to find 'Paprika' flavoured crisps is like trying to find an 18 year old female virgin in Dundee? What the hell even is a Paprika anyway? The Germans use green to signify hazlenut in chocolate, when it should be for mint. That's all you need to know about those deviants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 People telling you lengthy stories about their accumulators. "...so then Gremio beat Fluminense as I predicted but wouldn't you know it Dagenham and Redbridge lost to Scunthorpe United and cost me £17.64" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, coprolite said: The Germans use green to signify hazlenut in chocolate, when it should be for mint. That's all you need to know about those deviants. Well in fairness to them, shopping in Germany is basically like shopping in the factory outlet for Haribo, so they do have that going for them. But still... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 Dark Purple. Pale Purple/Violet reserved for Pickled OnionPickled onion = dark blue. As evidenced by Tudor, the original and for years only producer of said flavour. Well before Golden Wonder weighed in with their purple bags at 1/2p more, and still further before the homogenous snack behemoth which is Walkers consumed all the competition and brought us the abominations that are light green packs for pickled onion and blue (fucking blue, ffs!) for cheese and onion. These people are monsters. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 (edited) 5 hours ago, Boo Khaki said: What the hell even is a Paprika anyway? it's a german 'portmanteau' word meaning '18 year old female virgin' - anyone who likes that flavour is tending towards being OFTW Edited February 25, 2020 by Herman Hessian inability to spell a four-letter abbreviation... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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