Stellaboz Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 Aye, any younger and it's deffo not OFTW 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 1 hour ago, The OP said: People telling you lengthy stories about their accumulators. "...so then Gremio beat Fluminense as I predicted but wouldn't you know it Dagenham and Redbridge lost to Scunthorpe United and cost me £17.64" I often like to be a complete p***k and reply "no they didn't they cost you your 50p stake". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Onion Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 2 hours ago, pandarilla said: I thought spring onion and pickled onion were the same thing? Where is the fucking market for spring onion? Who are those people? I love them. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Boo Khaki said: Probably the sort of people who were the target market for 'Sour Cream' and Onion, etc. WTF is wrong with 'Cheese' and Onion? Also, how come when you go to central europe, there are about a million different brands/styles of crisps in the supermarket, but 99% of them are 'Paprika' flavour? I reckon this a massively under-recognised driving force behind pro-Brexit sentiment. I mean, who wants to go to some tinpot country like Germany or something where you can't even get a bag of Ready Salted? What on earth do they do when they travel here, only to find that short of venturing into Lidl, trying to find 'Paprika' flavoured crisps is like trying to find an 18 year old female virgin in Dundee? What the hell even is a Paprika anyway? Love these, though the dye they use on them is pretty brutal for wrecking clothes: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 50 minutes ago, L'immortale Par said: Love these, though the dye they use on them is pretty brutal for wrecking clothes: ^^^^ Wife complaining about the skidmarks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 41 minutes ago, GordonD said: ^^^^ Wife complaining about the skidmarks. I saw a ricky lake show years ago where they were talking about pringles in this regard. Apparently in the US pringles had come up with a fat free version. Instead of fat they had some substitute called olestra that wouldn't be absorbed by the gut. Some fat lad in a tracksuit, who said pringles were his favourite, bought and ate three tubes in celebration. Unfortunately, three tubes worth of olestra is apparently not something that our sphincters have evolved to cope with and overnight he experienced a quite traumatic level of "anal seepage". It was a harrowing tale. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 I saw a ricky lake show years ago where they were talking about pringles in this regard. Apparently in the US pringles had come up with a fat free version. Instead of fat they had some substitute called olestra that wouldn't be absorbed by the gut. Some fat lad in a tracksuit, who said pringles were his favourite, bought and ate three tubes in celebration. Unfortunately, three tubes worth of olestra is apparently not something that our sphincters have evolved to cope with and overnight he experienced a quite traumatic level of "anal seepage". It was a harrowing tale. Anal seepage is a side effect of those fat binding pills that were quite big a few years ago.. Seemingly if you ingest too much fat whilst taking them it literally just runs out yer arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 5 hours ago, pandarilla said: I thought spring onion and pickled onion were the same thing? Where is the fucking market for spring onion? Who are those people? Do you live in a cave? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy1929 Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 When you have something slightly interesting for lunch at work and about 8 different people ask about it and make a passing comment. Just let me eat my lunch... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 35 minutes ago, staggy1929 said: When you have something slightly interesting for lunch at work and about 8 different people ask about it and make a passing comment. Just let me eat my lunch... Spring onion crisps? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thane of Cawdor Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 46 minutes ago, staggy1929 said: When you have something slightly interesting for lunch at work and about 8 different people ask about it and make a passing comment. Just let me eat my lunch... Supermarket security staff just doing their job. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 People calling today “Pancake Day” rather than “Pancake Tuesday”. It more than gets on my nerves it completely infuriates me, anyone who does it should be killed immediately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 Isn't pancake day always a Tuesday? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 Pickled onion = dark blue. As evidenced by Tudor, the original and for years only producer of said flavour. Well before Golden Wonder weighed in with their purple bags at 1/2p more, and still further before the homogenous snack behemoth which is Walkers consumed all the competition and brought us the abominations that are light green packs for pickled onion and blue (fucking blue, ffs!) for cheese and onion. These people are monsters.1/2p more?f**k me, mate. I thought I was old. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 People also have a habit of doing the same with Spring Onion Sunday. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 38 minutes ago, The Golden God said: People calling today “Pancake Day” rather than “Pancake Tuesday”. It more than gets on my nerves it completely infuriates me, anyone who does it should be killed immediately. I don’t think I’ve ever heard it called Pancake Tuesday? Shrove Tuesday or Pancake Day. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 Just now, L'immortale Par said: I don’t think I’ve ever heard it called Pancake Tuesday? Shrove Tuesday or Pancake Day. Day of the Pancake, be afraid, be very afraid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Day of the Pancake, be afraid, be very afraid. I’m about to make some pancakes. If you see a large fireball on the horizon you know what has happened. Edited February 25, 2020 by L'immortale Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 I’m about to make some pancakes. If you see a large fireball on the horizon you know why has happened. Why has happened? Also what if you live near Mossmorran? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: 8 minutes ago, L said: I’m about to make some pancakes. If you see a large fireball on the horizon you know why has happened. Why has happened? Also what if you live near Mossmorran? Cold fingers, sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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