GordonD Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 3 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Compact and bijou... What's the point of that wardrobe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 8 minutes ago, GordonD said: What's the point of that wardrobe? You stand on the chair and reach in the top. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 20 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: You stand on the chair and reach in the top. You’re describing @Bairnardo ‘s love life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 1 hour ago, GordonD said: What's the point of that wardrobe? 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: You stand on the chair and reach in the top. Then where would you keep your scud mags? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 2 hours ago, Rasputin said: You’re describing @Bairnardo ‘s love life. You don't change a winning formula m8. Which reminds me, can you fix that chair that got broke 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 7 hours ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: I sleep on the floor m9 . No bed. No springs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile E Coyote Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 Watching the EFL highlights and the commentator in the Ipswich V Fleetwood game is trying to cram as many musical references into his commentary as he can. Its absolutely fucking chronic and he deserves the sack. Its worse than when you get a string of shite puns on here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 12 minutes ago, Wile E Coyote said: Watching the EFL highlights and the commentator in the Ipswich V Fleetwood game is trying to cram as many musical references into his commentary as he can. Its absolutely fucking chronic and he deserves the sack. Its worse than when you get a string of shite puns on here No need to fucking harp on about it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Puns on here are here to stay, it’ll never be drummed out of people. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Oboe! Here we go again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 17 hours ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: I wish. I sleep in the bath. Keep the coal in the lavvy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 9 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: No need to fucking harp on about it. Ach, he's just blowing his own trumpet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 39 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Ach, he's just blowing his own trumpet. Aye, he's a tube 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 He deserves the sackbut it's unlikely to happen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 PTTGOYN People who stand in a queue for a while then have to rassle in their pockets/bag for the money when it’s their turn. Happened to me yesterday at a ferry ticket office. The two young ladies in front of me waited until they heard the price then tried to find their purse. Lucky for them they were wids. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 PTTGOYN People who stand in a queue for a while then have to rassle in their pockets/bag for the money when it’s their turn. Happened to me yesterday at a ferry ticket office. The two young ladies in front of me waited until they heard the price then tried to find their purse. Lucky for them they were wids.Similarly to this, folk who block doorways while trying to find their mask. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Unlike Angus council who have made all council parking free, I found out on Saturday that P&K council is still charging at Dunkeld. That's bad enough but what's the point in then having machines that don't take £2 coins? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 Jason Manford. f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 The amount of vegan/vegetarian scran ruined by having onion in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 The amount of vegan/vegetarian scran.Agreed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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