GordonD Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 11 hours ago, Soapy FFC said: Adverts about the Highway Code on the radio that end by saying "applies to Great Britain only" or words to that effect. Why not just say "doesn't apply to Northern Ireland". Does it apply to the Isle of Man and the Channel Islands? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 2 minutes ago, GordonD said: Does it apply to the Isle of Man and the Channel Islands? Don't be Scilly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 12 hours ago, Empty It said: Nobody cares what year your child is starting at school, stop posting it on every form of social media. That is one of the many reasons I deleted Facebook in 2017. Sorry, I don't want to see a picture of all 5 of your children from every day of their lives, including from about 4 seconds after they've been born and your cunt is still like a Hippo's yawn. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 59 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: I think it's more to do with the fact it's just a pointless statement at the end of the advert. Don't tell people not to write off cyclists then say "but this only really matters here". Plus it's that 'comedian' lassie with a really grating voice. I get it that it's maybe pointless but why is Soapy's suggestion any better? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 Just now, hk blues said: I get it that it's maybe pointless but why is Soapy's suggestion any better? I agree with you. It's an advert, saying NOT is a negitive. Better just saying where it available. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 1 minute ago, SlipperyP said: I agree with you. It's an advert, saying NOT is a negitive. Better just saying where it available. If we went with Soapy's wording it would mean it applies to you and me over here in the arse end of the world as well i.e. everywhere but NI. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 44 minutes ago, GordonD said: Does it apply to the Isle of Man and the Channel Islands? No they have their own versions to. So the advert would have to say applies to GB, Isles of Anglesey, Scottish Islands, Scilly & Wight. If you wanted to be a pedant. Probably just easier to say GB and hope folk know what GB does and doesn't apply to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 That stupid "100" emoji with the 3 clappy hands. A hundred what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 51 minutes ago, TheScarf said: and your c**t is still like a Hippo's yawn. Also, how are you getting that past the swear filter? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 2 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: Also, how are you getting that past the swear filter? Oldest trick in the book, son. One of the mods can let you in on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 1 hour ago, Derry Alli said: Also, how are you getting that past the swear filter? The variant I heard one night in a pub in Kirkcaldy years ago was something like "Sh'a hoor, your F....ny's like a wizard's sleeve!" See Kirkcaldy? Pure culture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 Just now, Salt n Vinegar said: The variant I heard one night in a pub in Kirkcaldy years ago was something like "Sh'a hoor, your F....ny's like a wizard's sleeve!" See Kirkcaldy? Pure culture. That's no way to talk to your mother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 28 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: The variant I heard one night in a pub in Kirkcaldy years ago was something like "Sh'a hoor, your F....ny's like a wizard's sleeve!" See Kirkcaldy? Pure culture. Boys from Kirkcaldy have massive cocks, it all makes sense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 2 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: That stupid "100" emoji with the 3 clappy hands. What is the sound of three hands clapping? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 On 14/08/2023 at 14:27, RiffRaff said: Four pints of T, £5.50 each, I paid £22.44 at the bar. They provide no service at all. Just another way to fleece us mugs! That would have got me 44 pints when I started drinking... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 1 hour ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Boys from Kirkcaldy have massive cocks, it all makes sense. I agree. On a completely unrelated note, I was born in Forth Park hospital, Kirkcaldy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 On 16/08/2023 at 16:12, Jambomo said: The amount of people who are suddenly massive fans of the Lionesses and women’s football, as soon as they look like winning something. You know none of them have ever been allowed near a woman’s football match in their lives. FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 11 minutes ago, johnnydun said: I agree. On a completely unrelated note, I was born in Forth Park hospital, Kirkcaldy. After immaculate conception? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 (edited) 2 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Boys from Kirkcaldy have massive cocks, it all makes sense. You learn something new every day. When I've heard folk saying Kirkcaldy is full of massive bellends I took it they just meant Fifers. Edited August 18, 2023 by 'WellDel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 34 minutes ago, johnnydun said: I agree. On a completely unrelated note, I was born in Forth Park hospital, Kirkcaldy. Ah, the exception that proves the rule. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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