The Naitch Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 4 hours ago, The Naitch said: Back again - don't get old kids! Hopefully it's not another 10 hours this time. 3 hours ago, Swarley said: Sakes man. Have you been looking at the NSFW forum again? Get well soon. Just the 5 hours this time, they've set the bar high for the next visit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 Sky News sending me a "news alert" to let me know that two people from Love Island have split up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 58 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: Sky News sending me a "news alert" to let me know that two people from Love Island have split up. You mean they've been attacked with a chainsaw ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 15 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: You mean they've been attacked with a chainsaw ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVIFOREVER Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 (edited) On 13/08/2024 at 20:16, Loonytoons said: Given that x is generally undefined "could be" would be a perfectly acceptable response. That said, the maths teachers back in my day were terrifying psychos. Did they have bad breath too, every single maths teacher i had, their breath was bogging. Convinced they did it so you wouldn't ask them over to help you with something you didn't understand, you had to take a deep breath as they were on their way to you, trying to hold it for as long as you could. The Psychos description fits too, could see it in their eyes they could easily be serial killers. Edited August 15 by LIVIFOREVER 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVIFOREVER Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 (edited) Summer colds, bad enough anytime, but when it's summer it just seems worse. Choked up the last few days, past feeling aching and shivery, now onto stuffy nose, sore throat, and that glutty shite in the back of my throat. First cold i've had post covid and all the restrictions prob helping keeping me clear of it, either got it at the football on Friday*, or the Linlithgow Palace music festival over the weekend. *f**k Sevco, b*****ds taking Hampden made us all squeeze in together at lesser Hampden. Edited August 15 by LIVIFOREVER 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig fae the Vale Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 The Concert Archives app has stopped working. Thankfully the Web version still working, but a definite pain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 On 14/08/2024 at 19:06, Bully Wee Villa said: Sky News sending me a "news alert" to let me know that two people from Love Island have split up. It was me that split them up Spoiler 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 14 hours ago, LIVIFOREVER said: Summer colds, bad enough anytime, but when it's summer it just seems worse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVIFOREVER Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 2 hours ago, hk blues said: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 BBC reporting a ship in remarkable condition, a ship with a f**king torpedo sized hole in it. Lost wreck of WW1 ship HMS Hawke found in 'remarkable' condition - BBC News 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 24 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: BBC reporting a ship in remarkable condition, a ship with a f**king torpedo sized hole in it. Lost wreck of WW1 ship HMS Hawke found in 'remarkable' condition - BBC News I am no nautical expert but it looks in pretty shite condition to me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 How f**king difficult is it to remove the stem from a tomato? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 38 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: How f**king difficult is it to remove the stem from a tomato? Like almost everything, it gets harder as you get older. You've maybe reached the age where it's time to start finding a young person to help with such tasks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 1 minute ago, BFTD said: Like almost everything, it gets harder as you get older. You've maybe reached the age where it's time to start finding a young person to help with such tasks. I may have been clearer. How difficult is it for a chef/cook to remove the stem from a tomato? I have no interest in dissecting a salad fruit when the item is being served as a breakfast item and having to negotiate the f**king thing breaking a tooth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 1 minute ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: I may have been clearer. How difficult is it for a chef/cook to remove the stem from a tomato? I have no interest in dissecting a salad fruit when the item is being served as a breakfast item and having to negotiate the f**king thing breaking a tooth. Ah. Perhaps the chef has reached the age where etc etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 15 minutes ago, BFTD said: Ah. Perhaps the chef has reached the age where etc etc. Like fling a kite? Great fun when it's up but no idea how long it'll be up for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 9 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: I may have been clearer. How difficult is it for a chef/cook to remove the stem from a tomato? I have no interest in dissecting a salad fruit when the item is being served as a breakfast item and having to negotiate the f**king thing breaking a tooth. Have you maybe had a stroke and can't work your knife and fork? It could be time for your food to be liquidised. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 18 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Have you maybe had a stroke and can't work your knife and fork? It could be time for you to be liquidised. FTFY 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 On 15/08/2024 at 19:45, LIVIFOREVER said: Did they have bad breath too, every single maths teacher i had, their breath was bogging. Convinced they did it so you wouldn't ask them over to help you with something you didn't understand, you had to take a deep breath as they were on their way to you, trying to hold it for as long as you could. The Psychos description fits too, could see it in their eyes they could easily be serial killers. It’s the coffee. They need the coffee in order to get through the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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