Muggy Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 (edited) Excuse the rant, but it must be wonderful being so fucking perfect all of the time. I mean, God forbid I might enjoy my job and post about it now and again. LoL. It was a joke... And, FWIW, it's good that you enjoy your job. Seriously. You have a good job. Edited January 8, 2009 by Muggy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proud2beabuddy Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 More arseholes phoning me up trying to get a hold of my bank account details. Same woman I told to f**k of yesterday, but today she claims to be from Abbey bank trying to sell me life insurance. Apparently if I lost a finger I would be entitled to £1000. As I pointed out though, surely if she was actually calling from my bank they would already know my details. Surprisingly she hung up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 More arseholes phoning me up trying to get a hold of my bank account details. Same woman I told to f**k of yesterday, but today she claims to be from Abbey bank trying to sell me life insurance. Apparently if I lost a finger I would be entitled to £1000.As I pointed out though, surely if she was actually calling from my bank they would already know my details. Surprisingly she hung up When I get those phone calls, I challenge them as to how they've obtained my information. They throw the "I cannot divulge that information" bollocks at me, but when I mention the Data Protection Act and remind them it is my right to know where any record of me has come from they panic and hang up. It's a pain in the arse when I'm trying to fly the TARDIS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 After a fairly horrific semester at Uni I have somehow managed to get a 2 for both Maths and Law. Just waiting on Finance now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattBairn Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 After a fairly horrific semester at Uni I have somehow managed to get a 2 for both Maths and Law. Just waiting on Finance now. Well done 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Well done Cheers! I've posted this in the wrong thread. I'm a goon! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 I have been told I look scruffy and should shave my facial hair 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_binos Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 After a fairly horrific semester at Uni I have somehow managed to get a 2 for both Maths and Law. Just waiting on Finance now. Congrats! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 I have been told I look scruffy and should shave my facial hair I get that said to me about six times a day by different people 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 I get that said to me about six times a day by different people It is literally just beyond the stubble stage, so she doesn't even have grounds for complaint! If I left it for a few more days it may looks scruffy but it is currently at its optimum sexiness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattBairn Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 I get that said to me about six times a day by different people *whistles* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart. Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 I have been told I look scruffy and should shave my facial hair Someone told me the other day that I looked like a homeless man had wandered into work since I hadn't shaved in a few days, that was nice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wearealldoomed Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Someone told me the other day that I looked like a homeless man had wandered into work since I hadn't shaved in a few days, that was nice. I popped into Somerfield a few months back for some for some lunch, sporting 3 days' growth and an old Parka. I was immediately accosted by a security guard who looked me up and down then in the most condescending manner intoned "Awright, mate?". My reply of "I'm not a fucking shoplifter, for fuck's sake!" wasn't one of my more dignified moments. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzreid Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 I popped into Somerfield a few months back for some for some lunch, sporting 3 days' growth and an old Parka. I was immediately accosted by a security guard who looked me up and down then in the most condescending manner intoned "Awright, mate?".My reply of "I'm not a fucking shoplifter, for f**k's sake!" wasn't one of my more dignified moments. I was asked to leave the Asda in Alloa due to the line 'no, I haven't paid for this, I travelled all the way to Alloa to steal a fucking newspaper'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 I always seem to have an extra close eye kept on my by security guards despite the fact I look very respctable. I also nearly always 'randomly' chose to be felt up at airport security control despite the fact i;ve never set the metal detector off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Listen, Beyoncé, if you were a boy, you'd do a hell of a lot less fucking complaining. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzreid Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 I always seem to have an extra close eye kept on my by security guards despite the fact I look very respctable.I also nearly always 'randomly' chose to be felt up at airport security control despite the fact i;ve never set the metal detector off. Edinburgh - Hamburg. One connection in Frankfurt. I was Searched 5 times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 After a fairly horrific semester at Uni I have somehow managed to get a 2 for both Maths and Law. Just waiting on Finance now. Top stuff, Gaz, I managed a 2 for Law as well Still waiting to hear about Management and Accounts. Think I'll probably get 2s for those as well, maybe a 3 for Accounts, I didn't bother taking a calculator and spent most of my time scribbling sums all over my paper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wearealldoomed Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 I was asked to leave the Asda in Alloa due to the line 'no, I haven't paid for this, I travelled all the way to Alloa to steal a fucking newspaper'. From the court pages of the Airdrie and Coatbridge Advertiser, it appears that a paper is the only thing that a junkie hasn't been convicted of stealing form the local Asda. Edinburgh - Hamburg. One connection in Frankfurt. I was Searched 5 times. The good people of Hamburg want to ensure that only the best quality porn is offered in their city. They don't wan't a five year old copy of Razzle from the Glenrothes branch of WH Smith ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 LoL. It was a joke... Hilarious 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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