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I think his general point is fair, if that was any other type of bush.
He did admit he's never hit out of a gorse bush before, and he seems to have accepted the referees saying "You're a fucking brilliant golfer, but no chance you're moving that with a full swing", so it's all fair enough, I reckon
Aye, good to hear the officials stand their ground. Liked the way he was gently saying that we know you can hit amazing shots, but there's no fucking way you are reaching that grandstand from there.
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Out playing just now, can someone recap what happened there?
Schaufele drives into gorse bushes. Grandstand between ball and green. Would be entitled to free drop IF the stand is in the way of a reasonable shot (it's buried in gorse). Tries to claim he'd take a full swing at it. Officials politely say "nah mate". Has to take penalty drop.
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1 minute ago, Honest_Man#1 said:

Out playing just now, can someone recap what happened there?

Schauffele belted it into the gorse, tried to get line of sight relief from a stand that was in his way from there to the green, officials said "No fucking way you're getting it that far out of a gorse bush", he took a penalty drop way back out of the bush

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Out playing just now, can someone recap what happened there?
With Schauffele?

His drive was wild left, hit the grandstand and ended up in the middle of a gorse bush.

He wanted line of sight relief from the grandstand, but there was no way he was hitting the ball that far out of there. Instead he took a penalty drop, and went back on a line from his ball to the hole. He then plays right over the top of the stand ge was claiming relief from.
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9 minutes ago, pozbaird said:

Another quick question for anyone in the know. If you shove a set of bagpipes up someone’s arse, do Tayside polis’ turn a blind eye?

I think it’s part of being a bagpiper that if you go too far that you will be obliged to play them out a different hole.

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