I was a bit disappointed on my first visit to Lochburn Park, Maryhill to find that the uncovered seating doesn't seem to be used any more- you get some idea in this photo of the vegetation that is blocking access to it. (City scoring a goal against BSC last season at Lochburn)
Benburb's new ground also has uncovered seating - must be a Glasgow speciality
the Kelty No 4 was such a convincing Marvellous Marvin lookalike that someone even asked for a photo at the end. You could even have believed it was the Kirkcaldy God Botherer himself...
He played rather well but we won so we must have the Lord on our side- tremble thou Berwick heathen, ye shall be smited!
that's Mr Blobby's fanzine. The programme comes with chips and a pie....
funny that folk moan about the Cowden fence. When I first started watching football there were fences everywhere- Tynecastle, Easter Road etc. Unfortunately it took the Hillsborough disaster to get rid of them.
Watching at Central Park made me think that this is what Leith Athletic's Old Meadowbank must have been like- a wooden stand, a track around it (there was speedway at Old Meadowbank and stock car racing too). Google "Old Meadowbank" and you'll see some nice speedway photos of the place.
I was hearing that Scotland has a major obesity problem and I seem to see more fat munters pounding the streets than fat blokes. So my opinion is that specially trained fat wardens should patrol the streets with cattle prods and start chasing the fat munters about until they lose weight.
TBF I'd get zapped myself but a couple of months of jogging for me and I'd have the physique of a racing snake.
My team: Berwick Rangers.
yup.
uh-huh.
World renowned for their silky football skills and their fans' generous spirit are Berwick Rangers.
And if you think we're cloggers try playing Gretna 2008's motley collection of Cumbrian psychopaths at Raydale with a South of Scotland ref in charge.
did you expect a poetry feast?
or a favourable rhyme at least?
wouldn't you know it,
I'm not really a poet,
so you can feck off ya bea......................................tnik.
This chap Mozza Mozza,
Has been banned and it's a great lossa,
I quite liked his puns,
They were really quite fun,
But many thought he was just a tossa.
Wat da fuq?
You think Carol Ann is duff,
And her poetry is realy poor stuff,
But it may sober ya,
When you're reported for homopobia,
Because she likes diving of the variety muff...
A wee tale from a Cowden v Thistle match at Central Park:
Thistle fans are giving the board pelters from the back of the main stand. Cue Blobby himself calling a steward over.
Steward comes up the stairs to talk to a fellow steward standing next to the Thistle fans. He uttered the immortal words
"That fat c*nt wants us to throw these boys out. Well he can f*ck off"
Always had a wee soft spot for the Blue Brazil after that!
a couple of those players left last season Dougie's been on holiday and Stobie and Amos have played in the League Cup as signed players so I think this is not entirely accurate...
meanwhile at Pacific Quay: Is Tri Alist still a signed City player...?
if memorising pi to 3000 decimal places gets you a shag then fine. Personally I don't see the point when 22/7 does me quite fine.
another funky Saturday night for Cream Cheese