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should fit in with a few other City dads then...

Is that a fact you made up?! David Bingham almost had a night of passion with Frank Sidebottom groupies until they found out that he was not wearing a paper mache heid, it was actually real...

he's likely to pop in a winner against your mob now, you do realise that!

only 4 out of 10 resident P&B pervs have rated failed Weegee popster Tippi as a "wid". But I am one of them

no team with Big Joe at the back will ever be whipping boys.... I'd like to think we might be surprise packages- Annan have done no bad since stepping up from the East of Scotland League.

Hue and Cry were originally a threesome but third brother Paul Kane left to concentrate on his football career.

1st Scottish League game since the 40s and we're at home to the Loon-ey Bridie munchers. I've always had a wee soft spot for Forfar so happy with that. There's ample tractor parking in the car park lads...

away back to the diddy leagues ya village tattie howker!

that one went well.... there are other City posters. They're just a bit shy. Whereas I am a bam.

aye weel, phuq you and a'.

I've never seen "Gone With the Wind" or played Grand Theft Auto, Half Life, Call of Duty or similar. I've never been to Ibiza, Majorca or any of the Greek Islands. I've never been to me either...

The late lamented dreaded deadly squeaky beast used to demand to go out, take a look at the pissing rain, hiss at it, and then f**k off back to bed. My sister reckoned she was a wee ned of a cat and she was swearing in cat language (she was a rescue cat from Penicuik so entirely possible)

I'm looking forward to seeing fleet footed old Spartans nemesis Omar in action again- I wonder if he's learned how to keep his feet in the penalty box since playing in the SPFL...

I'd think putting a collar on a cat is a good idea, if only because the microchip won't kill fleas!

I can't quite remember when Gary Jardine took over with John Green in a co-manager role from Shaun Steven at City but if Peterheid sack Jim Mcinally or he gets poached by another club then Gary will be longest in current spell as manager at a SPFL club next season. We're nice and cuddly and don't tend to sack managers!

We've played Celtic and Hamilton in pre-season friendlies in the last decade. Current Scotland internationals James McArthur and Scott Brown have played against Edinburgh City for Hamilton and Hibs in friendlies. We also played Celtic in a pre-season friendly. As Meadowbank were not allowed to play Old Firm or Hibs/Hearts at home due to police concerns this is the only time the Hoops played at Meadowbank (no such concerns back in the 1930s when Celtic played Leith at Marine Gardens though!)

For those who read of Paul Dacre's management style in Private Eye it's ironic that Der Sturmer would criticise anyone of bullying...

that's just the Shire board shiteing themselves at the thought of relegation to the Lowland League. started no particularly warm in Edinburgh today, went down to Spartans ground to watch some football, got a bit sunburned and now I notice the mist has come down Arthur's Seat again- goodness knows what it will be like tomorrow.

alas... coming on as a knackered sub for a Tranmere/City* over 40s team at last year's Queen's Park Supporters tournament we beat a Dulwich team. Good bunch of lads. *don't ask...

Annoy Dundee United fans 20 years from now by asking them where they were the night Leicester won the Premiership....

Liven up ambassador's parties by placing one Ferrero Rocher made of Ex-Lax in with all the normal ones.

Fool other drivers into thinking your car has a fault by putting the heating up full blast and winding the windows down.

Drivers, are you skint? Make money by putting a "How's my driving" sticker on the back of your car and charging people money to phone a premium phone rate...

The Tablet Rally is Fife's version of the Gumball Rally and involves coffin dodgers driving Audis at 20 mph in the East Neuk. The winner is the coffin dodger with the longest tailback behind them. Bonus points are awarded for cancelling signals at the last moment and carrying on in a straight line.

Convince neighbours you are a Tory MP by playing a sound effect of a whip cracking and moaning occasionally.