Sweet Pete

What were the "innapproriate comments" that the Falkirk stadium announcer made that Falkirk have apologised for?

The company I work with are looking for a time-served joiner with experience of house building. Drop me a PM is anyone's interested.

Well, she's sold quite a few records, so I guess they do, but there's no denying she's shite.

That never stopped Dave.

Livingston away in the League Cup. Boring as f**k.

I'm not a rentboy, I'm the landlord.

^^^^ looking for rent boys on the Internet.

The passive-aggressive domestics between you on here are increasingly becoming less cutesy and more gay.

Dean Sh els (copyright mhak) playing in Division Three is a joke. A four year deal after they've just stiffed their creditors?

Can't remember if I've posted it on here previously, but I'm @cammcco

Unless you're employed on a fixed term basis as a contractor then your employment should continue regardless with or without a written contract.

I don't love anyone as much as I love myself.

My ex-boss's fiancee (nowadays wife, but fiancee then) asked to see my wife's engagement ring when we got engaged a few years back. She then proceeded to compare it to her own and coo "Oh, darling, why couldn't I have gotten a wee cute ring like that, instead of this big flashy thing?" and flash her rock in everyone's face. Hatchet faced boot. Some people simply aren't capable of the necessary level of self-awareness required to have humility and grace. I wouldn't lose any sleep over it, folk with that mindset are inevitably unhappy due to their own inability to be satisfied.

From Wikipedia: "Dialectical materialism is a strand of Marxism, synthesizing Hegel's dialectics, which proposes that every economic order grows to a state of maximum efficiency, while simultaneously developing internal contradictions and weaknesses that contribute to its systemic decay." So, basically, the fact that Simon Harwood has been found innocent, along with the fact that the police have a long history of protecting their own as I said previously, this shows an example of dialectical materialism, whereby we have a relatively advanced, well off, forward-thinking society, but internal corruption such as the Harwood example is a sign of an internal decay of that very society.

Student nurses are pure filth, so bring along as many as you can.

Aye I know, I've seen him rubber leggit after a few beers.

Go on, Sammy, you know it'd be worth it.

Just like Smurph's maw.

I'm up for it.

No police officer has been convicted of manslaughter for a crime committed whilst on duty since 1986.

You mean you haven't got one already? Wee team.

You should join the Swiss Sons' Supporters Club.

Thurso is very nice but Wick is grim.

Support your local team, Drooper, you know it makes sense