Sweet Pete

Was it the Scissor Sisters cover of Comfortably Numb? If so, then it's chuffing excellent.

C&A jumper?

That must be about the twelfth universith in the UK that this hoax has been attributed to by someone with internet access and uni headed paper.

It's probably a mixture of 1 & 6

My brother called me a couple of weeks ago sounding really dire and serious. I immediately thought someone must be ill and was actually somewhat relieved when he told me that he can't come to my wedding as he has to drive a forklift in a pizza warehouse and can't get the day off, despite it being (then) several months in advance. However, now that time has passed and what he actually told me has settled in, I can't believe he has told me that he can't come to my wedding because it clashes with his rota.

Breaking Decency will never forgive you for that.

Just go ahead and say it, man. I built it up to be an Everest in my mind and put all sorts of pressure on myself about the best way to do it, but in the end, I just asked her one night and she said yes. We're getting married very soon and were engaged for three or more years. Best of luck.

It's the height you drop it from, it has just enough time to flip on the way down. Either drop it from half that height or twice that height. Or don't drop it.

If you have electronic entry systems at your building, then buzz the saxophonist's house early in the morning and whisper "Dick Laurent is dead". Before you know it, he'll have turned into a teenage mechanic and run off with a gangster's moll.

Anyone on here been to San Sebastian in the Basque country? I quite fancy it so just looking for some first hand opinions.

If you intend on paying a portion of the value outright and only taking a partial mortgage then the average percentage deposit would be irrelevant to you anyway. Also, the average deposit will have fluctuated anyway if you aren't buying for a few years.

There is a Clydesdale first time buyer package that lends 95%. Have a look at specific first time buyer products.

That's a fucking bomb, pal.

There wouldn't be any ash from a new match.

I've met the lad who just did the "Inver Caley go ballistic" line in the intro to Sportscene (and his mates) in Kilmarnock.

Nobody watches Nigella for the cooking.

He updated his Twitter 4 hours ago, so he was still alive as recently as noon or thereabouts. I suspect he's met with a grim, sexually degrading fate.

I spoke to him at length on Friday night / Saturday morning until suggesting around 2am that he hit the sack as he was to meet Fudge at 7am. Not heard from him since. He's probably been forced into sexual slavery by an unscrupulous Invernesian.

It's fucking shite during the day as well. I pulled a couple of shifts over the festive period and made sure to keep sky Go on for company as it was quiet, not a single thing of interest was on for two straight days during the day.

Sleepwalk Capsules by At The Drive In.

This is, of course, very true. However, passion for one's team shouldn't blind someone to the truth of their team's abilities.

To say that football, at all levels, used to get bigger crowds because the game was of a better standard in the past is a lazy stereotype which blatantly ignores the larger issues of economy, social movement, urbanisation and the modern day increase in alternative leisure facilities.