Sweet Pete

I'm sure it's just a coincidence and has absolutely nothing to do with a lack of bus fare...

Ah, but good players thrive in good leagues though, Shakey, hence, by that logic, if Tommy Coyne is scoring a lot of goals in the Juniors, then the Junior game must be of a higher standard than professional football. It all makes sense now, why has it taken me so long to realise? From now on, I'm going to support St Rochs.

I agree, Junior football is excellent. That title winning season really was appalling to watch, what with the average 4 goals a game we scored and the fluid, attacking football we were playing. P.S, any credibility your post may have had (here's a clue, it didn't) was completely washed away when you admitted to being a churchgoer.

I'm coming to Prague to hide out, just in case. Can you imagine being punched by someone with webbed fingers?

We won the Stirlingshire Cup last season and the season before too But they're professional trophies, you know, proper football

Oh, Jimmy, you'll have them foaming now. Anyway, onto more serious matters, where's your badger?

All the green ones are my various alias accounts.

Good idea. Post your CV up and we'll get a wee look.

I'm not in Dumbarton, but I'm really more of an orange MD man anyway, dear boy.

Your reply has certainly proved me wrong...

The wine is chilling, Yoda, head over as soon as you're ready <3

http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/164368-junior-thickos/

Rattled.

Just had a read of the Junior sub-forum because I've got too much time on my hands today. This leaves me with a question; Why are the vast majority of Junior forum posters inarticulate, incoherent halfwits? There seems a larger proportion than usual of posters on that section of the site who are bafflingly thick. Is supporting a non-league team more attractive to the uneducated?

The two go hand in hand

He's said that before in the past. I'd assume that it's something to do with him being a Toffee.

Likewise (on being bored, not on posting myself blank envelopes). I've been in since 8.30 and aside from a small pile of work that I actually brought in with me (I'm in my mate's office covering for him rather than my own) I have nothing at all to do. Also, the work I brought with me needs to last me another shift next week as well. I'm here until 6pm and may as well not be, we haven't had a single client and there's been only two phone calls (only one of which was a client and even then they were happy just to call back at a later date). I wouldn't mind so much if I was at my own place of work and could crack on with things, but as I'm at someone else's office and don't want to get involved in their ongoing projects it's turning into a very long day indeed.

That's a tremendous present! I bought myself a cheap pocket watch recently. As for what I got from the wife, I've no idea as she isn't out out of bed yet.

So, you've been putting milk and sugar in green tea? Or am I being whooshed? If you're putting milk and sugar into it then that's why it's crap. Green tea should be made quite mild (don't dip the bag for too long) and be made with only water and the tea itself.

The entire Kilmarnock support lives in the house next door to Craigkillie

Is he American?

Unless the hours would prevent you from attending interviews (just say you've got a doctors appointment in any case) or some other such thing then I can't see why it would prevent you looking for a new job. It looks a shite sight better on a CV to have "supervisor" than to have "shelf stacker".

Take it without question. It may not be worth the slight wage rise, but it'll look a hell of a lot better on a CV to future employers.

Don't get involved. There's nothing worse than folk taking sides in shit that has the square root of f**k all to do with them. As long as he's not shagging your bird then there's zero reason for you to take sides or get involved. The adult thing to do is stay totally out of it, it's their business.