Sweet Pete

More than likely the two goth hoors would team up. Edit: 3 goth hoors. Mathematics as well.

Get Wedderburn subbed

Forbes has been close himself a couple of times and now put in a cracking ball for McGeever.

Mathematics wears Doc Martens, but his wee size 3s wouldn't work.

If she doesn't accept Google Maps or Wiki, what about OS Maps? Or is she so far down a blind alley that she's not going to accept any sort of reason? My wife has been beyond reason for years

I noticed a Pie and Bovril user post on Twitter the other day about Rangers fans trashing the city and him being a proud glaswegian. He's born and bred in East Dunbartonshire, specifically Bishopbriggs. Ripped my knitting so it did. But he's a thistle fan and famous VL so it's no surprise.

Wrote my car off recently, so was forced to quickly buy a runner for cash to have wheels to get around. The claim made my insurance shoot up, so it's expensive now for me to insure a wee shitey granny motor. BUT, I just got my payout from my insurance as the car was beyond repair and it was more than I paid for the run about (it was actually within tens of pounds of what I had paid for the car I crashed). So, pluses and minuses. A score draw.

That's not fair, Kilmarnock's players do try to play football. They're just shite at it.

The rather be a than a stuff was standard fare from Celtic fans when I was a lad.

Nothing much.

Could be a close one. Dundee in the winning vein, Kilmarnock in decent form for a struggling side. We're decent going forward, but shambolic at the back. We've got an experienced team (read: aged) who some might say should be performing better than they have, but there are plenty of them on the decline, plenty of them signed by Alex Dyer and don't appear up to performing at this level and several of them who appear to be complete shitebags. Should be goals in it.

Yes, that's exactly the point. Have you not been listening?

Alexandria. She basically thinks everything west of Dumbarton is Alexandria until you hit Balloch. Renton? That's Alexandria.

anger makes people irrational, especially when coupled with a reluctance to admit you're wrong / feel silly.

She's from Bonhill originally. Yes. It's called doubling down. She stormed out the house when I had Alexa recite what the Vale of Leven is.

That's exactly what prompted to conversation. I said "why do you always correct me when I say I'm going to Alexandria and tell me it's the Vale?". And yes the hospital's name was part of her defence. But it's not like the city of Dundee is really called ""Ninewells".

I'm honestly still raging. Just typing that out was a graft.

Accelerates towards red lights then brakes late. Absolutely baffling and infuriating. And insists that she doesn't. She always has. Saturday morning we had a full blown row as she insisted that a town near our house isn't called Alexandria, it's actually called the Vale of Leven she says. On asking her why then would the town signs say "Alexandria" and explaining to her that the whole area is called the Vale of Leven and contains several towns including Alexandria as it's a valley with the river Leven in it she insisted I was wrong. Her evidence? "I've lived here for most of my life". Apparently explaining that this only makes it more incredible that she doesn't know the names of the area and gets them backwards is apparently me being unreasonable. We then went down a whole rabbit hole where she insisted that the neighbouring towns and villages are all parts of Alexandria as well despite all having their own names, that Alexandria is the whole district and the town name signs saying Alexandria are "just to tell you where you are, the town is actually called Vale of Leven". And my online map and wikipedia evidence is wrong as it can be edited. How can you not know where you live or what it's called?

Exhausted and deflated after that. Similar feelings to how I was after our last 3-3. Lack of subs very disappointing especially when it was clear some players were dead on their feet. Criminal to have been immediately pegged back twice after scoring. Absolutely criminal. We go on to Sunday, but even if we win it's not guaranteed we'll avoid a playoff. And after the shite that's been served up this season, the team could scarcely complain. Team filled with jobbers playing at a level they're not up to.

I'm delighted. Sincerely, Gordon.

The quality of the stream has dropped correspondingly with the quality of the football in the 2nd half.

The lads talking Wilson up for a move after his goal

Looks like a 442. Fingers crossed. Could be a long 90 minutes.