Sweet Pete

Didn't realise the gold forum was still around. Smashing.

He wasn't signed to be our first choice to be fair. He was signed to cover for our 2nd choice who had moved to 1st choice as our 1st choice got injured 45 minutes into his debut. Signed a teen on loan to be 1st, Rogers to be 2nd to him and then old wooden legs Doyle to cover for Rogers after he had to step into the gloves. A bad season for goalkeepers at fortress rugby pugby. Fingers crossed the league decide it would be fairer to just call the whole thing now and end it based on current league positions.

Because life is a cruel farce.

Gammon & Bitter.

Who was it that made a thread saying he was retiring from the forum as he had reached 10,000 posts and that was what he set out to do when he joined? Then started posting again shortly after. Hibee Jibee maybe?

Thanks for visiting. We'll let him know. Enjoy the rest of your morning cider.

Congrats to St Mirren. Best of luck in the semis. Poor show from Tommy Wright to moan about the ref / pen. He should be having a bit more class than that. Hopefully we stay up (if Lafferty gets over this ankle thing we should be fine) and then bin most of these lot during the summer. The vast majority are out of contract anyway. This is now a Colin Doyle hate account.

They're not photoshopped and the area around it is not a tip, it's all posh new houses and the like. It can be a bit cold in the ground though as the rock casts a shadow and the wind blows in off the rivers.

Geez ye a charge

The sour apple version was mentioned in the very first post!

I'm sure nutmeg was another "high". So many wasted hours smoking the contents of my maw's cupboards.

No, never. But you've said loads of horrible things about me, my appearance, my weight, my dress sense and my friends, if that counts?

Again, just to further confirm my elite builder credentials, I did just that on day 1. I'll give G a wee chase and see what he thinks.

*cough* powered weedkiller and vaseline *cough*

To be fair to the construction industry generally, I've told you why that is. It's an over engineered nightmare of a job. Buy a big pre fab shed and call it a day.

Nice to know I'm in the elite. What are you needing now? Or is it more sex dungeon / "garage" stuff?

Yes. Theres a tour.

Ed is right in the middle of Sweden.

I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em...

That's the geezer.

There's a parrot or macaw or that sort of thing flies about the farms near the reservoir at the top of Clydebank. Or maybe just a really fabulous pigeon.

It's got to be Dumbarton. One of the oldest professional football sides in Scotland and the UK. First ever champions of Scotland, and second ever champions of Scotland. Huge in the Victorian era. Almost signed Johann Cruyff in the 70s. Easily accessed from Glasgow Airport, the club already have an international supporters club, the Swiss Sons, and recently a Brazilian Twitter account as well. The town has been continuously populated since the bronze age. And the eponymous castle is built on top of a huge volcanic plug. It is actually a series of castles and forts built atop one another over the years. I believe it still had a garrison circa WWI or so. And since the ground is built at the foot of the castle, it is the most picturesque stadium in the mainland UK:

Sounds like your daughter will have a great time.

Wee man, the sun is shining, the weather is nice. Get off the internet and have a walk. Who gives a shite what a football club's strip looks like.