Sweet Pete

I'm absolutely buzzing for Winter Fest (c) and Premiership football. Who knew that 7000 fans and top flight football was only a trust nomination away.

@Sons Fan was putting your relationship with A. Hosie really something you thought would be a selling point?

Some of the suggestions

I had assumed he was retired.

They had to wander, go bust, reform at the lowest Junior level and then rebuild for 20 years to get where they are now (tier 6). So, yes, the journalist's point is valid.

I still can't get over just how bad that Rangers player Dessers was yesterday. He actually looked like he'd fit in at our level. How's he ended up at Rangers in the top flight?

The DFC board can be accused of various failures, but to call them paedophilic shape shifting lizards is a bit strong.

I, too, noticed Farrell trying to subtly change the season objectives post match. This feels like a nothing season. A mid-table mediocrity. Hopefully next season will be more interesting.

Their maws called them in for their tea

Is Dessers a make-a-wish kid getting a game as a charitable gesture?

The viaplay pundit build up has been condescending, one sided pish.

I can't figure out from our team sheet who's playing at the back other than Shiels and Crighton.

I hope we injure all their players.

Then bless himself

Gambling is for losers and degenerates.

In the interests and spirit of sportsmanship and before all the furore of the game itself starts, not to mention the furore that will occur if the pitch doesn't pass inspection, I just want to say, with hand on heart, I absolutely detest Rangers and especially Rangers fans. Enjoy the game everyone.

Hope we give Gallagher Lennon the armband and do the huddle before the game.

I was down the stadium today. The groundsman says the pitch is solid and he needs the temp to rise.

Tough game for Dumbarton tomorrow. Football.

Correct. He's always happy to chat and banter back and forth.

Bloody hell, auld yin! The poor soul who does the twitter is just trying to create some engagement. Looks a decent signing this lad. Fingers crossed.

I agree with kenrobellend. How can players eat doughnuts when there's civil war in Yemen? Disgraceful. Sack the board. I'm embarrassed to be a Dumbarton fan tonight. RIP Harambe

Thanks for the clarification. Yes those stats aren't the home run they think they are in that case.

Pardon my ignorance, but what's the difference between distance and "hi distance"?

*Please, all breweries, continue to send us stuff