Bert Raccoon

At the good lady's behest I'm missing the football to go to an all day rave, I just hope they have a comfortable seating area and the music is at a reasonable level

Only bread I will eat is original Mighty White I have approx 197 loaves still frozen. I also have 76 unopened boxes of Kelloggs Start

YouTube just suggested this under the category "Children's Songs" I'm not too sure

He played a similar character in There's Something About Mary

Lisa Kudrow was in Cheers

Cheers dad

I just use The Digger and the obituaries section of The Hamilton Advertiser to keep up with my old school mates

Pint of the Tank Tennents in The Citizen today. £6.15 but definitely worth it

I love Easter, an excuse to go on a four day bender, eat loads and watch one of the best British films ever made

Teflon Phil lives to fight another day, he has to make the interviews now

Anyone no the name of the elephant polo team captain? They must be up there?

Assault Rifles in the cupboard, pistols in the fridge is the official advice I believe

Legend

Un gros coq

When my dad passed away (10 years ago exactly today actually) he was in his late 50s and although not hugely surprising, was still quite unexpected and he had no will. He remarried after my mother then they split and he bought a flat, retired and got a fair chunk of money off the council for taking early retirement. Around a year before he passed away he got back with the second wife and as they never divorced there was no legal matters needing dealt with. As they were still married when he died she was entitled to the majority of the money. Sold the flat for a fraction of it's worth for a quick sale and pocketed the rest of the dough. She walked away with around £80k or something, I got around £1,200 as I was his only child. She never even offered any of the money to me even though she knew fine well my dad would've wanted me to get the majority and if the shoe was on the other foot I'd have saw her alright. Needless to say we don't talk anymore

Did you take this picture whilst falling off a barstool?

I'll need to give One Day a watch, loved the book and the film was great. A lot easier to watch when you've read the book so know what's coming

Sorry to bring the tone down

Always like to hear Simon Weston's view on these matters

Weird one, where do the likes of Adam Page and MJF to name a few slot into this? Interesting times ahead

Thought it was Holly from Red Dwarf

Hope you're OK bud and you know I'm here if you ever need to drop a wee message or anything

Was advised to bet Ballyburn last October so put on £10 at 11/2 and also stuck £10 on the boost so £75 profit all in all. Cannae complain