Marshmallo

If you're looking at that XI and thinking "more of that next season please!" then I don't know what to say to you.

I must've been drunk when I posted that last week.

Airdrie Utd 2-1 Cove Dumbarton 0-2 Montrose East Fife 1-2 Alloa Peterhead 2-0 Falkirk QP 2-0 Clyde

Ansolutely, but it was in the Bonnyrigg thread so thought I'd reply to you in here.

Edinburgh University voted against the loathsome B teams, so I think any criticism of them is a bit unfair. (Think you may have posted in the wrong thread by mistake ma man)

To a certain type of fans of Scottish football (ie goons like me), the Lowland League could in theory be the most interesting and fun league in Scotland - loads of teams with decent sized supports, rich history and unique stadiums in areas of Scotland which are typically a bit under-represented in Scottish football (eg swathes of Ayrshire, West Lothian). You'd have a mixing of ex-SPFL clubs, Junior giants and teams with EoS and SoS history playing each other. There's a really healthy tier 6 which could inject a lot of new interesting matches into the league every season. As it is, you have elements of the above, but you've also got two B teams who have taken the piss out the league all season, clubs playing to two men and a dug in massive empty lego stadiums and whatever Edusport are meant to be. On top of that, the gap from top to bottom is giant and it's nearly impossible to get relegated. It's a crying shame what the actual league looks like versus what it could be.

What happened to your first reply?

He's my flatmate, so had shown him your DM at the time when we were watching the football in the living room.

Everything Rangers or Celtic do is evil and needs to be posted about relentlessly with swears to show how angry you are.

Airdrie Utd 2-0 QP Alloa 1-0 Peterhead Clyde 0-1 East fife Dumbarton 2-0 Falkirk Montrose 1-2 Cove

Mill Inn have a special where if you go in and say you're a Fifer you get given free drinks.

Have a Charles

Who put 50p in the jackass?

I believe you - if you were going to make something up it would probably not be quite as tediously boring as that paragraph you typed out.

If I knew the defence and midfield were rotten then I'd fix it by spending a small fortune on a wee fat striker that hasn't cared about football since 2017.

"3 inches today Martin, talk us through it"

It's also a statement along the lines of "look we're really bigger than Morton/Queen of the South", even if it's pish like Scott Mercer or Aidan Nesbitt.

Rennie has signed 6 players (including Griffiths on a fortune) and got Dowds back after he was rehabbed by Dick Campbell. He also chose to put McKay on the park, Mills in midfield and his only midfield signing Jacobs on the bench.

It's started for next season already with the spin about having X amount of players under contract, "it's not a clean slate" etc etc. The club has done a massive amount of performative nonsense over the last few years. I've always rolled my eyes at the posts on here from fans of other teams saying Falkirk fans have delusions of grandeur but it's true of those making decisions 100%. Recent months have been as bad as anything for that - "he managed in the MLS!!!", big name assistant manager and spending a bomb on Griffiths. Statement released from one of the three legs of the stool saying "who would have imagined Leigh Griffiths joining us" We need to do the basics properly and stop this showy nonsense of signing multiple players from the league above to try and prove some sort of point or posturing with managerial appointments. It's like when Rangers were in the lower leagues on a smaller scale. It'll be the same when we appoint John McGlynn in the summer right enough.

Mills in midfield went as well as we'd have expected. I'd never have even thought of it as a possibility if it hadn't been drip fed on here all week, like we've seen with similar changes in team selection over the last 3 months or so. It's not the most important thing but it is incredibly tiresome to read every single week. We had a midfielder on loan for half a season and he got sent back down the road barely used. We signed some big goon of a centre back from Hull on loan and he's used in midfield despite looking like he'd not played there in his life.

Might start hanging around outside Broomhill Sports Club games claiming to be The Wallet Inspector

Cove 4-0 Clyde East Fife 0-2 Dumbarton Falkirk 1-3 Airdrie Utd Peterhead 1-2 Montrose Queens Park 1-0 Alloa

There was less than that at the game in October.

Is there something more recent than this? What I saw yesterday was not as concrete as you're making out.

This is nowhere close to being true.