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My PCP deal is running out in November and my MOT is due in October, so was going to hand it back a couple of months early. I know I can hand it back, but what I don't know is: will they ask/make me MOT it before I do?

I really like it.

Tennis courts opened in phase 1.

It's a mixture of desperately unlucky and disappointingly shite. With our budget we should never have been bottom of the Championship in March, so we can blame ourselves and our horrible Chairwoman/previous manager (current manager too albeit to a lesser extent) for that. But to get relegated by 0.037 points, to a league that might not even take place next season, having been the only team to have played Dundee United four times, and with our game in hand being against Inverness CT who we had already taken maximum points from, is unlucky. But I just don't see how it's in any way illegal.

Same. Thought it was shite. Haven't seen Moonlight (the 2016 winner) but otherwise these would be my recent Best Picture winners (bold if different from actual winner): 2019: Parasite 2018: Green Book 2017: Get Out 2015: Spotlight 2014: Whiplash 2013: Dallas Buyers Club

At 12pm today I won my 3rd ever game, this time a duos. I’m watching the helicopter, chuffed to see my name there. I say cheerio to my pal and turn off the PS4...not completely realising/thinking that you need to return to the lobby for the win to count on your record. It’s now 6:48pm and I’m still absolutely distraught about it.

It'd be much easier to accept if we knew what was happening with League One. But the prospect of starting our season in January instead of October is shite. I'm resigned to the fact that we'll probably be playing League One football but I'd obviously rather see reconstruction happen, so I'm still holding out hope.

Of the films mentioned so far I'd definitely agree with Blade Runner and Boyhood. Very boring. I'd throw in shouts for the critically acclaimed The Tree of Life and Lost in Translation. The Tree of Life was like watching a screensaver, couldn't actually finish that horseshit film. I've only seen the first one but I'd say John Wick is overrated too.

Chilli & Lime for me. Could possibly be my #1 crisp.

I was delighted when we signed Zanatta... Obvious areas for recruitment are: creative central midfielder, full-back, wingers/attacking midfielders, centre back. Sneddon Williamson - O'Ware - Brownlie - Penrice Niang Docherty - Bannigan Lyons Graham - Rudden Scullion, Renfrew, Rodden, Watson, Gordon, Mansell

How many times do you think you've done this?

I always like to fall asleep watching or listening to something. It used to be episodes of the Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, now it's usually clips from old US radio shows Ron & Fez or Opie & Anthony.

I thought it was really good too, but:

You can unlock it by killing 5 people in 1 minute with an assault rifle, 25 times. So never going to happen for me. A few of my pals have it in their loadouts though so whenever they die I try to grab it. I've opened bunkers 3 times - twice at the prison and once somewhere else (think up near Dam?). It's fantastic.

I'm assuming you mean phase 2? Valencia is in phase 1, my girlfriend has family out there who have been sending me photos of them in outside bars. The b*****ds.

1) How many have you visited? 37/42. I have Annan Athletic, Brechin City, Cove Rangers, Edinburgh City and Elgin City to go. 2) How many have you seen your team play at? 37/42. 3) What was the first one you visited? Partick Thistle, but if we're excluding our own team: Celtic, although it was for a Scotland match (2-0 vs. Austria in '97). 4) What was the last one you visited? Arbroath. 5) What was your favourite? Hearts. 6) What was your least favourite? Arbroath (wind ruined the match) or Alloa Athletic (coldest I've ever been).

Peston uses about 1,000 words when 10 would do. I would've asked two fairly simple question to answer, which would've helped people "make their own minds up". 1) Can your wife drive? 2) Did the visit to Barnard Castle take place on your wife's birthday?

Wonder if the eye witnesses passed on any photographs that the Mirror/Guardian are holding back...

He's off all next week, unfortunately.

No idea, had no problem downloading it yesterday and I've much less free space than 180GB. Finished 2nd in a trios last night, got down to a 2 on 1 situation (we were the 2) and we fucked it. I've been thinking about what we could've done differently ever since... I've got 1 squads win, 0 trios, 0 solos, and I've played about 45 matches.

FFS. Leaving aside the fact that he's a total b*****d then, is the Denmark situation encouraging or is he just putting his spin on it?

This is very encouraging. In fact, his whole Twitter is encouraging. Cheers for posting, not seen him before.

You Were Never Really Here. I might need to give this another shot as it gets great reviews and I'm really tired, but just finished watching this and I thought it was total pish.

Darkest Hour. A little dull at parts but overall I enjoyed it, great performance from Oldman. 7/10.

Got my first win on Call of Duty: Warzone.