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Glad I'm not the only one that considered the possibility of the baby popping out a la Alien 😄

What's been the issue with WH? Have you taken a lot of money from them or do they just suspected that you're abusing their promotions?

I'm the same. Been using it a lot more than Betfair as the 2% is very fair and I don't bet enough to get my BF commission down to that level. The website design frustrates me at times, but you're right, it does allow pages to load quicker. I've never had an issue with liquidity unless it's something really obscure and I don't tend to bet on much beyond 1X2, so I've no issues with the lack of coverage on goal markets either. One feature I'd like them to develop is the cash-out Betfair has where it's automatically calculates your required lay stake and places that for you. Maybe that's just me being lazy though.

Did you catch Talking Dead afterwards?

Certain bookies don't have their own in-house pricing teams, so they'll 'buy' their books from someone else. That or BetVictor own them.

What are your thoughts on Smarkets?

McBookie also offering 5/4 on Falkirk.

How long do McBookie usually take to settle the £25 signup offer?

I managed to extract almost the full £15, as Leicester were a really tight spread on Monday. The rollovers can get confusing when you're think about them in your head, but if you see it written down, it makes sense. Think I need to join PA. You guys seem to be making money a lot quicker than I am from exploiting offers on the free matched betting sites.

The £20 free bet won at 4.0 (SNR) and instead of being able to withdraw the £60, it is now sitting as 'bonus funds' which need to be wagered once at odds of at least 1.5. I mistyped that, it's £45 lost to the exchange on the lay side. Which should have made £15 profit, had I been able to withdraw the bookie money. Thought I was gaining a good understanding, but this is frying my brain. EDIT: I've worked through a back-lay calculator and figured it out.

Help needed. I ued the Betsafe sign up offer where you deposit £10 for a £20 free bet. Backed and layed the £20 free bet on Benfica as they were fairly long and I was hoping for a loss, so I didn't need to go through Betsafe's verification process (the b*****ds only went and won in injury time!). Now I've got £60 'cash' in my Betsafe account which I now need to turn over once at minimum odds of 1.5, as I've misread the promo T&Cs. Is there a way I can still guarantee a profit or do I have to write this off as a learning exercise? Bear in mind I've already lost about £16 to the exchange on the lay side.

SkyBet doing money back if your horse loses on the first Cheltenham race each day next week, up to £25. I assume you'll all be getting in on that? I've been dabbling in this the past couple of days, mainly using matchedbettingblog.com, and I'm thinking of signing up for profitaccumulator. Reading this thread, it definitely seems worth it. Just wondering how quickly you can get up to speed with the horses, as I've got my eyes on Cheltenham. I'm already comfortable using exchanges and know how to extract profit from the free bets. Made around £50 profit, so £23 for a month membership seems like a no brainer.

Here's another video of Dutch football fans going wild to dance music.

Jack Compton scored a hat-trick for Yeovil today, having scored 4 in his previous 64 appearances in League Two ????

That was Austin's 17th of the season yesterday according to SSN.

Fyvie banned for two games after his antics at Ibrox. My understanding was that league bans were counted in the League Cup, but not the Scottish Cup, so he'd be suspended for our game on the 17th.

Joris Voorn at Subby on Sunday. Been dying to see him for ages.

Time will tell how well Miller does for us and I think this is reflected in the fact he's only been given til January. At the very least, Houston has indentified the type of striker we've been lacking. Straight into the squad for tomorrow night?

90s Boiler Room. That is all.

???? £20,500 in lost deposits and only 2% of the vote to show for it.

Can't be fucked going through every seat in Scotland, but is it safe to assume that UKIP lost every deposit?

Just going to leave this here. http://www.buzzfeed.com/jamieross/falkirk-wheel-of-fortune

Anyone hitting IBZ this summer? I've got a stag do the second week in June. Will catch a fair few opening parties. Not much announced on the party calendar yet though.

Named my 6s team 'MD Twente/Twente' for the lolz. We went top of the league on Monday night, so it'll be #decebombs all round when we stroll to the title.

My mate's on the lineup for Nicky Romero on the 30th. Going to be a serious night.