lanky_ffc

If this doesn't make you smile, you're probably the kind of person who hates Christmas.

£5 on PSG and Leverkusen last night. 92nd minute winner

I think there's some truth in that, but the majority of weight gain from alcohol is likely to come from the empty calories you're consuming.

#totesemosh

Hope you lads have got the POF app as well. Need to keep all the bases covered

Oh, tough call. Love a bit of Subby, but a few of the lads I'm going with might not be as into the beats so could be a tough sell. Buff Club was good last time I went on a Tuesday, albeit about 3 years ago now. Also, there was the biggest nightclub fight I've ever seen. Was through seeing a mate from Falkirk and went out with all his mates from uni. There was about 15 of us and one of the lads got started on, right in the middle of the dancefloor, so they all piled in. Must have been about 30 people sucked into this fight, including the guys pals, the bouncers and even a few passers-by. Scenes

I've noticed a massive increase in the quality of birds on Tinder since the unis went back last week. Aberdeen has a lot more decers than I gave it credit for.

Where's decent to go out in Glasgow on a Tuesday night these days?

Absolute classic, that. Reminded me of this as well: TAPS AFF

I challenge anyone to find someone more eccied than the bird at 2.30 in this video:

Sevco

Got this recommended by a mate. Not my usual type of music of music but really enjoyed it. ETA: Wid.

Hamilton and Lazio for me this weekend.

It should be noted that these two are a comedy duo and this was a stunt for their upcoming TV show. The video now has 66m Youtube views, is top of the Norwegian chart and people are tipping it to be the new Gangnam Style

His first touch has looked pretty gash. Hard to properly judge him when he only gets the last 10/15 minutes of every match though.

^^^ word salad

Bigot IMO.

Followed that account the other week. It's pretty funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec2Vzzh49Lc

Fanny washer

One of the lads I used to live with in London has been continually posting and sharing atheism statuses and about how ludicrous he thinks religion is. He's a really nice guy, and I myself think religion is stupid as f**k, but I could do without one or two Dawkins-type posts on my newsfeed every day.

Heard a woman on the way out Central Park yesterday shouting abuse at Holt and, "bring back Alex Smith".