Coventry Saint

There is such a thing, but I'm unsure if they're doing the game tonight. It's run in collaboration with the uni, and the students will be in the middle of their six-month summer break at the moment. Same goes for St Mirren radio (available via the TuneIn radio app) - they do most games, but it's a bit patchy, and I wouldn't hold out much hope for them doing this one tonight. Your best bet might be to keep an eye on @bawarmy on twitter, which sometimes has a periscope running. I'm glad we're playing Dundee, though - we need to be tested at this stage of the summer, not flattering ourselves against vastly inferior opposition.

It really surprises me that Hartley left you so fucked. I'll be interested to see if Loy plays tonight - if he is indeed being given a chance, you'd imagine this would be a decent chance to do that. We've been mixing the team up for the Highland games; hoping we put out something close to full strength tonight, at least to start.

Genuine question: how's your squad looking? Generally pleased with McCann so far this summer?

Sounds good. Mind in January, was that 'only a cup tie'?

FFS. That sounds pretty shitty. Good luck with it, I guess, but it doesn't sound good.

I still think there was talent in there somewhere. But if he can't apply himself when given perfectly decent opportunities, first by us and then by a promotion-chasing Morton, then he deserves everything he gets. All pisstaking aside, Shankland was bloody lucky to get a move to you in January and he fucked it up. There's no fluke about the way he clips this ball in, but there's clearly something not right in his head. Word is he's now on trial at Dunfermline, suggesting they weren't watching any other games last season.

I see what you've done there. You've taken my joke and used it against me. You cheeky scamp.

Poor Lawrence. I feel for the guy: I was sure he'd find a team after his six-month break from professional football.

A biscuit barrel, when Harkins is wearing it.

Actually, that would be hilarious. I still can't believe he's joined a team that wears horizontal stripes.

It was probably just rhetoric to help the petition seem more convincing. He's not saying bad things about Dunfermline. I wouldn't lose sleep over it mate.

Just play Sensible World of Soccer. Every team in the world, and a better game. Plus, no money went to the FIFA cesspool. Also, randomly, Jim Dick was an incredible player

We could spend £75k on Andy Ryan and I'd still basically class that as 'hee-haw'. #sofuckingmoney

I'm just glad you've been able to let it (Quiton)go.

But we're not about to start splashing it on transfer fees. As we've established, we prefer to remain profitable or, at worst, financially neutral.

Have you seen him recently? Even month to month sounds optimistic.

Too injury prone.

He must have done the same paper round as Charlie Adam.

All this jealousy flying around, but I don't feel jealous of anybody. Bit jealous, tbh.

So... is that zero chance, or a bit of a chance, or a massive chance but we sold our other chances to cover it, thus rendering the entire exercise chance neutral? ^^^ mad jelly.

Can't disagree with anything you've said. We arguably still need a CH, CM and a CF, and I'd want/hope they were all in the 'good enough to play in the Prem' category. We're a little bit short at the minute, but it's only late June so there is plenty of time.

No danger of you lot signing Shankland. He retired from football in January.

Guys, can I gently suggest we draw a line under this? I think we can agree that it's all of little consequence now.

True. I honestly don't know why it worries non-Saints fans quite so much, TBH.

Just wait til we storm the league with a rag-tag bunch of former part-timers (and Stelios). The seethe will be off the scale.