Coventry Saint

My post, of course, wasn't 100% serious itself, but, not being a simpleton, you'll have been well on top of that.

Do you just wander round this forum white-knighting SimpleTON? I'm sure he appreciates the effort.

Tbh, until this year, we've had several seasons of failing to turn up for any half, so it's not quite traditional yet.

As long as he only turns up for the first half of the season, he'll fit right in.

It's been too painful to even think about the playoffs until now. But now we've dodged them, I can safely wish you guys all the luck in the world. Would love to see the Legend bring Alloa back up. Raith are no mugs, sadly, despite how despondent their fans are, but I reckon you can do it.

Was relieved this morning to see that despite the rumours, Prince Philip has not died yet. He's one of few folk still around who was actually alive when Morton last won a proper trophy. It'll be a shame when they've all passed on, TBH.

That looks like he's eating out Grotbags.

Was Hardie injured? Mental that he'd not start against us.

Did you miss the part the other day when VT was comparing - with pictures, but without irony - your ground to Barca's?

Well, it's just one more thing that Morton have made a complete mesh out of.

Five keepers at the club is just fucking greedy, TBH.

Raith have really dropped the ball on this one.

Well, we certainly didn't get relegated because he was our goalkeeper, but it certainly didn't help Edit: that's a bit harsh. He was awright. Not played much recently, mind.

Yeah, I know, I was just joining in with the Columbo-ing. Kello would make perfect sense, and the chances of him having turned into a much younger, better keeper since he left us are nice and slim.

This guy plays for the same team as Milos Lacny, and has previously played in Scotland (for a single game, as a trialist ). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ľuboš_Hajdúch I had wondered if maybe Lacny was working as an agent as well, but can't find any evidence of that. I'm bored at work, btw.

Is that Morton's trophy room?

Any chance you could offer him a 'leap of faith' contract extension while he's still out injured? He's young enough that you can assume he'll come back from the injury ok, and he might appreciate the show of loyalty.

Ventured into nosebleed territory here to join the Isma love-in. Delighted to see him back in Scotland at a decent club, and more importantly not playing against us. At least his fitness will improve as he runs away from the CSA, too. Lest we forget, he scored one and had an assist in the 2013 LC final. I really, really hope he does a job for you. Isma

Edit: I'll admit I've been sitting on that because I was convinced one of our two loan strikers would join you. Thought it'd be Hardie, in fairness. Shankland will score goals for you. Great signing, IMO.

Watson coming back, presumably.

Yip. It was x-rated stuff and I agree we look dead and buried. We're like a team that's 2-0 down with five to go (we are usually exactly like that, TBF) and we're just shooting from fucking anywhere. We tried to get a full back but it fell through. Not heard anything about a CH. We're just throwing shit around and hoping some of sticks, TBH.

I reckon you've got this football hingmy cracked. Someone get me Jack Ross on the phone.

Really? 29 goals in 60 games at this level from 2013 to 2015. He should at least be on your radar. As it happens, I agree on your other point. I'd imagine you'd rather have a crack at a playoff and possibly some TV coverage than join us. Current theory is that the Mallan to Dundee move could be on, and this could be part of it.

Odd thing to write given how many posts you rack up in our threads. You were posting about us at 3.30am the other day

See St Mirren thread. I honestly wouldn't be surprised to see Hardie find his way to Cappielow. And I bet he does a much better job for you than he has done for us.