Coventry Saint

If he takes the job, it'll be a real kick in the Balearics.

Someone's been tweeting it as a new development, apparently.

You're one of those guys who adds punchlines to jokes that don't need them, aren't you?

Doubt anyone will be that fussed if he goes, TBH.

Because what you think is irrelevant, probably.

I see what you've done there, you cheeky scamp. Now run along.

I think he'd be ok, TBH. We'd just need to get over the mutual loathing first.

He hilariously threw his own hat in the ring when Hartley was sacked, IIRC. Everything that certain Dees on here warned us about when he took over, came to pass. Specifically his inexplicable myopia over the midfield positions. I'm pretty sure he's got to be finished as a football manager. Still, he's a person SkyBet have heard of, so stick him on the list!

I'm honestly going to need some evidence that 7th place 'smarts'. Here, I'll help you out, because you're clearly struggling: surely it's funnier, and more accurate, that we're upset over the possibility of losing the manager that guided us one of our worst ever positions? Surely only a truly diddy club would want to hang onto the guy that oversaw a 19th-place-in-Scotland finish, right? The fact is, we were happy with 7th, not 'filled with tears and snotters'. As always, it's you that's swinging and missing.

Go and find me one single post on this thread where people are complaining about our finishing position. I'll wait here.

Harsh: I'd have given her a D+.

No, he didn't. It's as much a 'fact' that we'll be playing in League One in 2018/19 as it was when people were saying it'd be happening in 2017/18.

So... we still need proof of your donation M8.

You almost had me there

So it didn't need pointing out, and probably won't be 'funny'.

If only you'd tried as hard as this at school.

Douglas McNeil is genuinely in the know, tbf. But still, I won't believe anything until we see official statements. Either way, there's gonna be some amount of posts getting quoted on this thread tomorrow

Div fucking loves a charity bet, mind. Missed having to wear a Ten shirt by the skin of his teeth. You'd think he'd learn.

Terrible news. Life was better when we had Tommy Craig in charge and there was zero chance of him getting poached. Dundee wouldn't make an official approach if he wasn't up for it. Ah well. People suggesting the Legend is the next natural fit for the job. I'm not sure he's got enough experience yet.

Too rattled for words, tbh. What trajectory are we on? That's probably the main issue here. You've missed the point about Morton fans flocking to our thread at the merest hint of bad news to make raging c***s of themselves again. Otherwise, that's a very fair summary.

Morton fans using another club's size vs us, to score points, is the height of fucking diddyness. Might have known you'd be on hand to join in.

Forget the 4-1 game! Forget the 17-year unbeaten run! Forget the fact you've not been in the top flight for three decades! Forget the fact you've not won a trophy since the BBC was created! Dundee are bigger than St Mirren. That's the real quiz.

That's all reasonable. He, however, was mainly wittering about trajectories.

This is true. Virginton's a fucking mess.