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Another +1 for the CPL. Also, keep the wee bugger away from any members of the Avengers, just to be safe.

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Not sure. How are you enjoying this conversation?

I'd imagine working on the trains takes all the joy out of talking to idiots. We can laugh, but that was probably the eighth time that poor b*****d had been involved in that conversation since lunch.

Kung Fu Panda 3 - yeah, was alright; not quite as good as the others but still worth seeing. Had nothing to do with Cloverfield, however, and Jack Black is no John Goodman. Having kids is shite

Well done again, Martyn. Tempted to switch to Saturday afternoons at the work for next season, and come along to watch the big team play instead. That almost sounds like abuse TBH

It wasn't a white cat, was it? ^^^ feline racial stereotypes thread for this pish Not really the point, I know, but does she have a list of nationalities it's acceptable to have tattooed on oneself?

Indicative of the sectarian bias inherent in Scottish football IMO. If he'd played for Celtic, etc.

f**k aye. Especially the tiny ones with stiff springs that require two hands to open, and will cut off the tops of your fingers if you aren't quick on the withdrawal. Are these folk worried about small woodland creatures entering their home during the night or something? Just board the fucking thing up and be done with it, you paranoid c***s.

Oh God, it gets worse. I figured you'd at least get to ogle some of the dancers' tushies. Sounds like that would be a very bad idea indeed.

There's a pithy remark to be made about the other one being a coon too, but it's beyond me. Perhaps one of our resident racists can help. Anyway, at least everyone at your work can ask this lassie about her experience with big black cocks next time there's a lull in conversation.

To avoid this becoming a regular thing, I recommend a healthy dose of dirty dancing with the inevitable middle-aged strumpet that always turns up to take the edge off her desperate desire for physical contact with men. Unless that's Mrs Mozza, in which case you can relax on the sidelines and have a nap. Sorted.

Starting to see why Moz has been complaining about the missus so much lately. Dancing on a Sunday morning, FFS. Makes me happy I'm married to a (sort-of) cripple. Meanwhile, I'm away out with a raging headache to see pandas kunging their fu. I do have the option of getting blootered beforehand, however, but I will be in charge of a wheelchair, so I'm conflicted. The wife claims to prefer Party Dave to Responsible Dave, but she might feel differently if I swerve her out into traffic. Could ruin the film for the wean too if his mother dies beforehand.

P&B being far too hasty, as usual. Is the lady in question a Helen Mirren-style 69, or a Tuesday-morning-at-the-Post-Office-style 69?

Might just be your technique, Throbs. Check her reactions once the party's in full swing.

The Dug looks depressed enough without you adding to her misery.

At least Gavin won't have to ask for vital stats.

Isn't that giant flying arsecraft the one that was funded by Iron Maiden? Seriously.

I love that pic Oh ThrobBEAST, say it ain't so

Shut it, Archer; you're forever mentioning attractive lassies and not providing pictorial evidence Div provides the Platinum master race with 4K camphones for a reason, you know.

Clovie 2 is getting the arse watched off it tomorrow. Even if there's no giant sea monsters, I'll luxuriate in the sumptuous display of beauty on display in that dank basement. You all know who I'm talking about. Damn, John Goodman, y u sexy so hard?

I used to use rubbing alcohol to remove permanent marker from whiteboards, and loads of other things. Failing that, spray-on label remover works a treat; just don't use it on CD jewel cases, as it clouds the plastic. As a last resort, try petrol. Cleansing fire removes everything, especially crude pictures of co-workers fellating the boss

^^^ "why oh why aren't we ever in the top league?" type post IMO

Those "Indiana Jones and the Pension Book" jokes were amusing the first time, but this just sounds sad. 77 years old, FFS. At least it'll put off the reboot for a while. Just let the character rest in peace, for the love of all things holy.

Chop's away, I see. Guess the injury's still bad enough that he wouldn't have been back before the season's end. Combined with the fact that it wouldn't make much difference anyway, presumably big Mike decided to save some money. Good of him to agree to cut our losses, if that's the case. Maybe Wasps1 can fill us in on the details; preferably not at the usual ear-splitting volume, thx. This is probably going to remain the highlight of the season, unfortunately.