BFTD

You'll be letting us know where you currently work in time for your last night. No doubt there'll be a lot of 'bad pints' that your pals at P&B would be happy to save you the effort of pouring away

Yowzers. I'd have bought the Special Edition too if I'd known that was one of the bonus features.

Give the auld yin a break, folks. We'll all find comprehension hard when we get to that age.

This is a point that needs airing at the next meeting. Please, let us know how it goes, Monster.

Considering how most men have shagged a terrifying lunatic, I'm surprised none of the car manufacturers have gone down that route. "The new Peugeot BatshitCrazy: for the drive of your life"

Be a gentleman and offer to make the tea yourself. That's half the problem solved. Be a complete b*****d and slip some arsenic into hers. No point leaving a job half done.

Does that include expenses? It'll sound much less attractive if you have to buy the lingerie out of your own pocket.

Knowing P&B, it'd more likely be, "I drank the yellow puddle".

Those Cazador fucks from New Vegas were even worse. My first attempt at the game finished about half an hour in, as I discovered a trench full of them near the starting town. Pegged it back to the village to try and escape, only for them to follow me and turn the place into a bloodbath.

Recently found out that a previous job may have ruled me out for another that I was interested in. Bit of a scunner, and I'd elaborate, but I get the feeling it might be more fun to leave it vague Also, someone's currently ralphing outside our house. Get it fucking cleaned before the morning, whichever one of you middens it was

I did. Think someone said that your clothing bonuses don't count once you put power armour on, though. Just don't go in a Hazmat Suit alone. Might be a little tricky.

Oh, bloodbugs? What a pain in the arse they are. Practically VATS or use up a million bullets trying to hit them. The Glowing Sea in general is purely for double-hard, heavy metal Bruce Lee b*****ds who drink radiation and pish rainbows. Hazmat suits and power armour required.

WTF is the point of the Boston Airport settlement? You can hardly build a single shack before hitting the maximum settlement size, and there's no way of growing crops. Well worthwhile Flying shit? You sure you're not playing Skyrim?

Jesus. Praise be that burning the groom alive has been wiped out since that Summersisle fiasco. Anyway, Jambono is correct - Vegas is the answer. There are Elvii everywhere who'll marry you at the drop of a hat, and your whole honeymoon will be your stag/hen party, only without the bizarre unpleasant rituals. Unless you count the STD tests when you get home.

Nice to know that I'll have invented time-travel in thirty years' time, and that the process won't have affected my sanity in any way.

f**k the name; look at that fucking beard. Look at it!

I suppose the version of this from 20 years ago would've been that she had naked polaroids in her handbag. That seems like a much creepier thing to be carrying with you to a school, for some reason. Anyway, not keeping your clothes on at all times means you're a BEAST in the US, so she's lucky she just lost her job. Did the kid get a medal and compensation for the trauma she inflicted upon him? I've noticed an increase in this lately; also, folk who get through the doorway of a shop, then immediately stop while they decide upon their next move. Then act surprised when the folk behind ask them to move. Are we losing our physical awareness as a species? This is the kind of shit you work out as a toddler, FFS.

In Wisbit's defence, he doesn't believe it, per se; he just doesn't fall for what The Man wants you to believe about gravity, that's all. I take it he was sacked, not for believing that stuff, but for constantly going on about it to work colleagues/customers?

He kens what he's talking about when it comes to the Rangers, in fairness.

Skye and Nova sound like they need punted if they're banging on at your wife about how shit her kitchen is. Ask the missus if she thinks either of them would be interested in a threesome with the two of you. Might just do the job...or get you a threesome. Win-win, really. I'm all for getting Netflix punted, UK or US. All they're interested in is their shitey TV shows now; the number of films drop and barely get replaced. Unfortunately, the wife seems to like watching dreadful Young Adult dramas on UK Netflix, like Shadowhunters or that f**k-awful fairy tale show with Robert Carlyle and the lassie from House. Better than romcoms, I suppose, but barely.

Start a new thread; put it to the vote. P&B has you covered. What do you mean by 'blackened', by the way? Judging by some of the videos I've seen online, you should be more worried about your missus being 'blackened' on her hen night. (I think that's what they called it, anyway)

Aye, he'll need to bung it in the microwave once he's in orbit. Lucky if it's not frozen solid.

They'll vote to turn down his application to fit a new kitchen if he doesn't. Wait, that's a positive thing, isn't it?

You must be confused as anything when the final whistle blows at St Mirren Park

Shame, there's some good stuff there. I think it's the Broken Steel DLC that lets you continue after the game's end, and you get to see how your decisions have affected the Wasteland. Think you also get to re-visit your vault too. Then there's the one where you get to play through a Fifties sci-fi movie