BFTD

There's a pithy remark to be made about the other one being a coon too, but it's beyond me. Perhaps one of our resident racists can help. Anyway, at least everyone at your work can ask this lassie about her experience with big black cocks next time there's a lull in conversation.

To avoid this becoming a regular thing, I recommend a healthy dose of dirty dancing with the inevitable middle-aged strumpet that always turns up to take the edge off her desperate desire for physical contact with men. Unless that's Mrs Mozza, in which case you can relax on the sidelines and have a nap. Sorted.

Starting to see why Moz has been complaining about the missus so much lately. Dancing on a Sunday morning, FFS. Makes me happy I'm married to a (sort-of) cripple. Meanwhile, I'm away out with a raging headache to see pandas kunging their fu. I do have the option of getting blootered beforehand, however, but I will be in charge of a wheelchair, so I'm conflicted. The wife claims to prefer Party Dave to Responsible Dave, but she might feel differently if I swerve her out into traffic. Could ruin the film for the wean too if his mother dies beforehand.

P&B being far too hasty, as usual. Is the lady in question a Helen Mirren-style 69, or a Tuesday-morning-at-the-Post-Office-style 69?

Might just be your technique, Throbs. Check her reactions once the party's in full swing.

The Dug looks depressed enough without you adding to her misery.

At least Gavin won't have to ask for vital stats.

Isn't that giant flying arsecraft the one that was funded by Iron Maiden? Seriously.

I love that pic Oh ThrobBEAST, say it ain't so

Shut it, Archer; you're forever mentioning attractive lassies and not providing pictorial evidence Div provides the Platinum master race with 4K camphones for a reason, you know.

Clovie 2 is getting the arse watched off it tomorrow. Even if there's no giant sea monsters, I'll luxuriate in the sumptuous display of beauty on display in that dank basement. You all know who I'm talking about. Damn, John Goodman, y u sexy so hard?

I used to use rubbing alcohol to remove permanent marker from whiteboards, and loads of other things. Failing that, spray-on label remover works a treat; just don't use it on CD jewel cases, as it clouds the plastic. As a last resort, try petrol. Cleansing fire removes everything, especially crude pictures of co-workers fellating the boss

^^^ "why oh why aren't we ever in the top league?" type post IMO

Those "Indiana Jones and the Pension Book" jokes were amusing the first time, but this just sounds sad. 77 years old, FFS. At least it'll put off the reboot for a while. Just let the character rest in peace, for the love of all things holy.

Chop's away, I see. Guess the injury's still bad enough that he wouldn't have been back before the season's end. Combined with the fact that it wouldn't make much difference anyway, presumably big Mike decided to save some money. Good of him to agree to cut our losses, if that's the case. Maybe Wasps1 can fill us in on the details; preferably not at the usual ear-splitting volume, thx. This is probably going to remain the highlight of the season, unfortunately.

Stop before I embarrass myself, you filthy wee tease!

Your da won out on the whole taking-the-weans thing then? Just so you know, I've never forgiven my mum for not taking me with her to a shitty League Cup Second Round match between Coventry City and Cambridge United in 1987. Still remember the score was 2-1, despite not being there. Yours may not be petty losers, however, but I hope it was worth the risk

Amazed nobody's mentioned My Lovely Horse yet. Struggled for breath watching for the first time when that dream sequence kicked in.

I saw them in Brixton on their first UK tour. The set I saw was roughly ten minutes long, as they went on approximately five minutes after the doors opened and that's all I got to see Made me appreciate the original version of 'Alan's on Fire' more, at least.

Clearly asking for it. You're free as a bird, mate; no jury will ever convict you. (except the ones they bring in for rape trials)

Rents in America are generally ludicrous anyway. Every second case on Judge Judy (shut up) involves a couple of hicks from Idaho who are suing each other over a broken lease. Judy inevitably asks for the monthly rent on their six-foot-square studio apartment above a slaughterhouse, and it turns out to have been $2750 or similar Maybe a slight exaggeration, but my point still stands!

Sold. Meet me in the lavvies on the 7:40 on Monday morning. What's the Glasgow equivalent to "getting off at Haymarket"?

Pix pls. I've never seen Vintage 69, or whatever he called it. Sounds interesting.

I'd have thought you'd need a bigger size, but at least Shandon knows what to get now.

As an addendum to this post, we've had our new TV for a couple of days, and it's pretty good. Nice clear picture on the few HD sources we've tried, and it's decent enough with the SD Freeview that's built in, although I'll be picking up a Freeview HD box at some point. The 120Hz mode is certainly interesting, giving everything a smoother, clearer look like a TV show. I can see why folk might not like it, but I do, and you can always turn it off. Sound is very loud and clear, but sadly missing any bass whatsoever, so I'll be investing in some new speakers at some point as well. Happier with this TV than the last one TBH. I realise nobody gives a shit, but you never know