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  1. Cerberus
    Concede 5 to Ayr United in a kick about in the park where McDaid scored from 25 yards. 100% stick on that Scully was in goals.
  2. Cerberus
    Rangers fans with desperate whataboutery to kid themselves on that Alves isn't totally past it.
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    She refuses to use the plastic guard thing when taking a shower so her hair constantly clogs the drain, which is annoying and it leaves a horrible soapy residue on the bottom of the bath. I need to go fairly frequently and plunger the shower drain like I'm wanking off the Hulk. I leave one minuscule beard hair in the bathroom sink after shaving and the whole place is disgusting.
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    You'd think if anyone would believe in an afterlife it would be Gervais. He's seen personally watched his career go to hell.
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    Did Alves have a Ian Crocker of a performance against Chile?
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    Aye no one wants to hear about where you're putting your sausage Magee.
  7. Cerberus
    I'm stuck between wanting Scottish clubs to do well in Europe and how funny it would be to see the **** papped out of Europe by a club smaller than Clyde a month before the league starts.
  8. Cerberus
    So O'Ware isn't as good as Gunning? Why wouldn't we just sign Gunning then? I don't want either. Both are shite. I want Keown and I want him now.
  9. Cerberus
    Levar Burton (Star Trek) has started a podcast where he reads some of his favorite short stories. His silky smooth voice is super dreamy.
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    What is that and why did you take so long to get it removed?
  12. Cerberus
    There's a lot of stuff in the universe that we'll just never know, like did Leia get pumped off Jabba the Hut in ROTJ?
  13. Cerberus
    Paying £1.5bn to keep the Tories power will look a bargain compared to paying £50bn to get a worse deal from the EU.
  14. Cerberus
    Give the boy a new jersey ffs. He's from South America. He's been though a lot.
  15. Cerberus
    So Halliday is away to Outer Mongolia and McKay is out the squad. Are staunch Rangers fans concerned that Pedro is turning Rangers into a Papal XI?
  16. Cerberus
    If no one pays him attention he's goes full bullshit.
  17. Cerberus
    Why did you put it on a gorilla?
  18. Cerberus
    Guy complaining about Trumpcare whilst wearing a MAGA hat. No wonder the Republicans and Tories have such disdain for the poor. They are thick as shit.
  19. Cerberus
    Respect to the guy. Up as if nothing has happened and straight into the bookies.
  20. Cerberus
    Assistant to the Chief Executive or Assistant Chief Executive?
  21. Cerberus
    Good. I hope for them Brexit stings like a bitch.
  22. Cerberus
    My mate used to take a LOT of lsd and mescaline and after a bad trip he thought his fingers were snakes and cut one off. I think maybe something similar has happened with Joe here.
  23. Cerberus
    So this universe is the 2nd one in the series? I've not seen the 1st. No wonder I'm lost.
  24. Cerberus
    The Northern Irish clearly aren't used to the newspapers talking absolute disparaging shite about your club before playing the OF.
  25. Cerberus
    That is funny af. 'those hornet stings are pretty bad buddy.'
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