Cosmic Joe

Was it the geriatric next to the gantry? He does gets a bit lairy at times.

Clyde fans taking their umpteenth defeat this season in normal fashion. Dumbarton fans simmering..

Hands up if you are in the Orange Order and not a racist fud. Now there is a venn diagram pretty close to a circle.

Clyde look absolutely gubbed. Every time they get a must win game they shit their pants. You can easily guess the outcome of a must must win in the playoffs.

Magnificent end to the game, and well deserved over the piece...

I think someone should start a Sophie Ellis-Bextor appreciation thread. My mate used to think her mum was hot on Blue Peter. I'm clearly getting old.

My wife asked for a full English breakfast at Edinburgh airport. Minter

"Decided he had to go see it" Grrrr

Scots that get a hard on for English fitba in general need watching. Almost as bad as the Bundesliga bams. I'd honestly rather watch a Lowland League game, given the choice (no jokes about East Fife and next season please).

Drunken parents are. Although the chances are there are no bairns on the horizon anymore.

My missus became a UK citizen a few years back. The solicitor dispensed with the swearing allegiance shite, as he was embarrassed to ask anyone to do it. When I mention to a gammon on social media that I don't identify as British. The answer to what passport I have puts their gas at a peep - same as my wife.

Jeez, the arrogance is just dripping off you. One win on the bounce is it?

"one of our best players" Fucking hell

Scott Agnew the next Dumbarton boss?

Says a Clyde fan. Where's the comb baldie?

Dumbarton getting their arses felt

Davidina Robina

You have to wonder about where these sectarian Carmelite fuds are hiding in Stonehaven. Stonehaven is approximately halfway between Montrose and Aberdeen for those not in the know. There has been virtually no disgraceful influx of Irish Catholics for any local bigots to get excited about. I'm thinking a minibus load of Ibrox bound bams wanted to make a name for themselves. Get it right up them.

Clementine?

Margaret Thatcher

Agents are always trustworthy individuals

Get rid. Save the planet

Best performance of the season so far. Dick masterminded a win against a side that wiped the floor with his Arbroath jobbers...

Which saddo has taken offence at this perfectly civilised pointing and laughing?