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Grandmother's fury at neighbour who built 'huge' fence that 'blocks her view' and makes her feel like she's 'living in prison'

Last night, my 13 year old daughter and I watched the neighbour's cat stalk, catch, release, catch again and generally murder a mouse. When the cat got it, my kid was whispering under her breath "Kill it! Kill it!"

My Tesla was taken on 110mph joyride by rogue airport parking firm while blasting Beyonce when I was on holiday... here's how I found out

7 for Tuesday

Sitting on the bog, snapping off a yard of spine and the house phone goes. Obviously I can't answer. They leave no message. Then the mobile phone goes - presumably the same people. I can't answer that as I'm not a deviant who takes his phone into the bog. Eventually I get out and find out that the council have phoned me. I call the number back and it's an automated message saying they tried to get through to me but couldn't. Nothing else.

Mazepin only raced in F1 at Monaco once, and finished ahead of Mick Schumacher.

What does Yogi have to do to get a gig these days? Disgraceful.

Man, 30, needs deodorant can surgically removed from his stomach after it got lost when he shoved it up his bum I thought @BTFD was older.

9 for Monday. Book.

7 for the cup

Not the Prof this time. He's away to his time share for a fortnight.

Furious gardener slams 'nimby' neighbours for noise complaints over his lawnmower that have sparked council investigation

I've not been able to see tweets properly when posted here since Musk took over.

Yep, I normally stick to that but was just pissed off.

I remember when churches were open for mass singing whilst schools and pubs were shut.

When this show was first aired, there were a lot of theories linking Megan and Sharon Tate. Mainly because of this: NSFW!

There are lies, damned lies and

Got an email from the admin team asking me to do a fucking laborious task today. The reason being that a colleague who was supposed to do it, hasn't bothered her arse and the deadline has passed. This email was sent to both of us, with an email trail attached showing that she was asked to do this thing a month ago. I replied to the admin person alone stating that this happens a lot - me ending up doing jobs that this person was supposed to do. There have been half a dozen such things in the last month. The admin guy replied saying "thanks"...and copied her in. Expecting flak.

Nothing annoys opponents more than buying the brown ones and maxing them out with hotels. They really grudge paying anything for Old Kent Road.

They had no clue who the final five would be. They had a meeting when making season 3 and decided who it would be. Might explain why it was so badly done - I mean, Saul Tigh! I watched the first of the new Pegasus ones last night. Quality. Complete and utter quality. "I'm getting my men" - chills.

I know a guy who, donkey's years ago, worked for Associated Dairies before it was shortened to Asda.