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    10 for Friday
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    I spared you the gory details
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    Years ago, a mate of mine was in the car with his wife driving. There was a power cut in part of the town and she was driving around it, taking a longer route. When he asked her why, she said "in case the headlights cut out". And yes, he married her for her looks.
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    PTTGOMN thread for this.
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    Unless he was wearing beer goggles
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    Excuse me, can you give me directions to the drummer's house? A1 A2 A1234
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    Nothing quite says summer is around the corner like an announcement from the Met Police that they're off to Portugal for a few weeks to look for Madeleine McCann.
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    Ross MacIver from alloa
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    Get in the Dead Pool, auld yin.
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    My niece bought him a suit last month in Slaters in Stirling. He is 6 foot 7, a big guy. Anyway, they only had one suit that might fit him - they had to take 5 inches off the legs. I mean...who did they make this suit for originally?
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    Draw this one @throbber: Man snaps his penis in THREE places after hearing sudden 'snap' when his member 'slipped out' during sex
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    Depending on the make, I wear a size 13 or 14. My nephew is a size 17. Try buying slippers in these sizes.
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    My son's last exam at school is on Monday. It's his 18th birthday today. Exactly the same feelings. I remember him as just a quiet wee boy going to nursery.
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    8 for the cup
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    9 for Thursday
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    Nope. Not a single one. It's purgatory.
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    Welcome to oblivion, brothers.
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    Not yet. We'll see them in League 1 in 24/25.
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    Goodwin clearly isn't the issue. If a team he managed for half a season is cruising into Europe he must be good.
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    Vice on BBC2. You forget how utterly nuts Dick Chaney was.
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    I have written to the Cabinet Office requesting that "the taxpayer" stumping up for this be @Granny Danger.
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    She'll be Turner in her grave at some of these puns
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