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Haud oan... You're in a dingy, disgusting gents bog, separated from other guys shiteing/pishing, in a cubicle and trying to do the Spiderman one-off-the-wrist. I can picture it. But how did the next part go? Trying to picture standing at a urinal, say, and some guy is locked in a cubicle making suspicious sounds. Then the guy leaves the cubicle - wee sample cup in hand - heads out the bogs, and returns with a woman in tow and they lock themselves in the same cubicle. And the suspicious noises resume. Is that it? And some say romance is dead...

There's a new thread about that train advert, too.

Please don't sweat the C grade. If it's an assignment you don't enjoy, you will not do as well at it - that's just human nature. Every student I know has that one course, that one assignment, that they just couldn't get into their usual groove about. Easier said than done but this one is behind you now - just look forward to the future courses and assignments which, hopefully, will be more up your street.

7 for Friday. On a separate note, from 2 pages back...red dots on the quiz thread?

Posted about this in the PTTGOMN thread too.

I knew a guy once who told me he liked having sex with animals. "That's disgusting," I said. "How low can one man go?" "Hamsters," he replied.

When I was at school we went through a phase of throwing chewed up paper. Take a sheet of A5, chew it until it is mush, and throw it at a blackboard, ceiling or fellow student. We called them Soggy Moggies, or World Cuppers. Thinking now, must have driven the teachers mental scraping these things off various surfaces.

I've been swapping labels around on the wife's spice jars. She may not know anything about it yet but mark my words, the thyme is cumin.

The new adverts here on P&B that cover the entire page, and you cannot click to get rid of it. Can't read any posts at all.

Thanks guys.

Have the play-off fixtures been released yet? Can't see on the FFC website.

Yes. That is the only issue anyone has with ALBA.

Celebrate the coronation in style. You and your wife could spend the day doing all manner of utterly filthy things, whilst donning these.

6 for the Cup

I'm getting older as well - I walk through town and city centres I used to know and think they've gone to the dogs. Glasgow always was a bombed out hell-hole inhabited by the dregs of humanity, so that hasn't changed much. Recently went to Linlithgow and it's going downhill, too. Loads of shops shut.

'Mon, Alloa.

In cases like ours, the financial responsibility of the child still lies with her biological parents. Her father and mother together, not step-parents. The fact her mother married me doesn't come into it at all. I could be a billionaire and he would still have to pay maintenance. But ultimately it was me who was financially doing the legwork for her. His £5 a week paid for her school dinners. My wife and I then paid for everything else.

This is useful - next time she says it, I'll tell her.

'No one's sent an email or called - we haven't received anything': Late Queen's godson reveals no one has been in touch to apologise for not inviting him to the Coronation Have a read of this article. The forelock-tugging is in overdrive.

Heard my 12 year old call them "The Po-Po". Apparently that's what everyone in the school calls them.

6 for Thursday

The wife intervened. As we took mum out for lunch yesterday I wasn't allowed to "go about looking like you're about to chib somebody". So I got the long haired option of a 1 all over. Next time I'm going all Kojak.

Chuckles should have married Lynda Carter. The wedding night would have looked like this.

Season 2 of Star Trek The Next Generation was battered by it. They ended up recycling scripts from Phase II and finished with "Shades of Gray" which was just wee clips of past episodes.