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The real question here is condiments. Brown sauce, tomato ketchup...or the Heinz Curry Ketchup we have.

Went to Lidl today and bought Malcolm Allan's Curry Lorne Sausage. Tomorrows lunch sorted.

They have never really improved upon Windows 98 2nd Edition.

Horseshit last night. Audience member asks question. Fiona Bruce says "What you mean is..." And asks a semi related question. Politician starts to answer but is constantly interrupted by Bruce. Bruce asks audience member if their question was answered. Audience member says no.

It's Dundee. Get it shut.

Is this the fifties? Sausage egg and chips, ffs. Rationing is over, guys.

No @Ludo*1 no party

As good as Candy and Sutherland were, neither were good enough to be offered a role in an episode of Star Trek. Not even a cameo.

The man who stole my diary has died. My thoughts are with his family.

Harry Kane is England’s quick fix and key to the Gareth Supremacy Eye bleeding pish

Smash your bollocks with a hammer. You won't even notice the toothache.

My one from a while ago, posted here, just went away. Ignored everything, all the letters.

Coffin dodger, wee laddie, toddler.

Went to St Andrews today (a fucking dump, btw). Wall to wall Lib Dem Winning Here signs.

I think you are forgetting the true Canadian acting greats, William Shatner and James Doohan.

Bit premature, this. We don't know how many of the names above will even be MPs after the election.

What these folk did was essentially trying to steal from the bookies. If you went into a branch and nicked £500 the polis would want a word.

9 for Friday

To be fair, I knew what I was doing.

Wasn't Andrew Anderson a one hit wonder in the 80s with the song "Suddenly"?

Two whole days wondering how to shoehorn Star Trek in this thread, and finally the door is opened.

Our last day of secondary school, we wrecked our common room. Opened a tin of sardines and put it in the air vent (hoping that it would spend the summer holiday stinking the place out). Stole the cue ball from the pool table. Took the fuse out of the hi fi plug. Happy days.

On the flip side, with their campaign director on "leave", the tory campaign will probably improve.

We had similar, a big grassy area surrounded by houses with wooden fences enclosing the back gardens. On one fence was a sign "No Football Games, By Order of C.D.C" - the council. Rarely stopped us, and the sign was drawn over numerous times. I remember being really young and a few of us were playing near a house - just running around, screaming, having fun. The old woman who lived there came out and told us all to keep it quiet. We called her "Queenie" as - in our eyes - she thought she was the Queen. If anything it just encouraged us even more.