GAD

Even shawlands isn't exactly far, half an hour walk if that. And on that walk you'd also pass at least four pubs and several restaurants on the way.

Great news. Murrayfield would have been shite.

That was an absolutely outrageous decision from the ref to gift it to Ulster to be fair. You don't really get a more legal turnover than that. I think the ref panicked to be honest.

Hastings has been great today, gliding round the pitch. Munster have actually defended extremely well, but we've barely let them out their half. Much better than last week.

Horne is having a bit of a nightmare from the boot recently.

Wow, out of jail there. So many mistakes. I thought we were done when Hastings went off, but shows what I know. Need to improve though. Thought some of the penalties we gave away were dreadful, including the one at the end. The ref was screaming at him to leave it, so just fucking leave it mate!

Man down, rolling maul going well, and we punt an aimless box kick right down the wingers throat. Back on our own line.

Game over now I think. Terrible start to the season in all honesty. The big teams are going to really hurt us this year if this is the standard.

We've made life so easy for Connacht. Any time they've been stuck on their own line we've offered an effortless exit by giving away soft penalties. At least make them fucking kick it back to us. That knock on sums it up today.

This is brutal. We don't need to be offside there, we are absolutely killing ourselves here.

Defence has been poor. We actually look good with the ball, but so many errors and penalties in defence are killing us. Can't even complain about any of them, though I thought the one against DTH from the kick off was very soft.

Glasgow now in full foot shooting mode.

It's free on virgin till the 22nd of Sept or something. Good start from Glasgow. Not so much for Premier sports here though with the commentary not working and the whole thing being 100% Irish orientated.

Real shitshow from Edinburgh here. So many errors, they've been really poor.

Shite game, shite ref. Neither team looks very good at all. Lacey doing as he's told.

I think Stubbs has probably got to the end of the Hamilton game now. If he doesn't pick up anything from that I think he'll be gone. The squad looks massively unbalanced, the defence is poor, and we now look like we are never going to score. I actually feel sorry for the new guys. They obviously came here to get first team football and build their career, but they'll be hung out to dry each week by Stubbs and will be tarnished by being his signings in the eyes of the fans after he's gone. It's a shit situation.

I honestly never got the old team! I'd have probably just gone with that...

I didn't even notice the teams not being updated, mine were bang up to date straight away. Brock Madsen is a goal machine for me. If only that was reflected in real life....

I got Premier sports as well, just for the rugby. A whole season for less than the price of three tickets to see the Warriors. They've certainly got some decent Scottish guys involved, but I think it will be very Irish/Welsh orientated, just like sky was.

Only to fucking morons to be fair.

What if we bring him in on loan? You'll go fucking mental.

Must be Stubbs forcing them to get an operation to justify not picking them.

We fucking won one of them as well! The way the some of the dribbling morons in our support are going on your think we were on a six month winless run. In fact, I'm pretty sure that's what a lot of them are hoping for.

Yeah, the away form is the big issue, and it's a worry for the world cup, especially as we will be playing the hosts. I've got a bad feeling about that world cup group, and I expect we will be up against 16 men in at least two games.

I actually think it's fairly obvious Mackenzie is injured. McShane was also told he can leave and has played, and Stewart played when everyone knew he was on his was out too.