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No, i've understood your argument. It is a shit argument. The basis for calling someone a gammon is not race. It is the views that they express. And you're goddamn right it's derogative. These reactionary recidivists hold up progress towards a better society and spread hate. They deserve to be mocked and shunned.

Racially specific isn't the same as racist. Racism involves prejudice based on race. Prejudice against angry, change-resistant xenophobes isn't based on race.

I guess you'll have minimum pricing to thank for that?

Scenario for the highway code enthisiasts on here. I was approaching a zebra crossing the other day. A full grown man on a bike was on the opposite pavement waiting for the traffic. I thought "f**k that guy, he's on a bike" and kept going. A twat coming the other way stopped and waved him across. He had to stop on the crossing to let me across and called me a w****r. I responded with an equally witty zinger. Two questions Should i have stopped? Should i have put it in reverse and tried to flatten the c**t?

I'm sick of people getting cushy gigs just because of who their dad is

An ancient relic, the reasons for which have been long forgotten and which is of no use in the modern world... ... and Stonehenge.

Absolute zero

Unlike Fahrenheit /celsius, zero is the same in inches and cm.

Only Americans use Fahrenheit for temperature, whatever time of year it is. Cut it out you weirdos

It's the high levels of specialist expert knowledge that keep me coming back to this forum.

That's not the point. The point is that if you were to go in to an old fashioned cheesmongers and ask for half a pound of stinking bishop, they'd lock you up until you wanted 200g of camembert instead.

International, so it makes sense from a work permit perspective. Not sure what standard Hungary is nor what 11th in their league would be like.

This is pretty much what the "man in the street" used to say about kilograms when interviewed on Nationwide in 1982. We introduced Metric way before the EU and were mandating it before joining the EU because industries wanted to trade internationally. Fortunately this government is trying to end international trade, so there won't be any need for metres and the like anyway.

Is it folded in the paper or do you need to send coupons? I love a good commemorative towel me.

Just cook them normal peoples food and say "it's amazing what they can do with soya these days".

Not true, i saw your mum coming

Here's an old Frankie Boyle bit that seems relevant, again. “ So I was thinking about all this recently, right, I was watching Netflix .. and I watched Ricky Gervaises new stand-up special and he does a big bit in it about trans women. Now, I've got but love for trans women, nothing but love and support for trans folk in general. But they themselves would admit it's a very contentious that people try not to talk about. And Ricky Gervais obviously, he's a very powerful guy in show business. So nobody really who had the best years of their careers ahead of them would tell you what they thought of that routine. Ricky Gervais, he does maybe fifteen minutes where he goes: well, if a trans woman can say that they are a woman, I can say that I'm a chimpanzee, I'm a chimpanzee: and my genuine reaction was, it's not that much weirder then Ricky Gervais saying that he's a stand-up comedian. I mean look, we know Ricky Gervais, he's a brilliant actor, he's a brilliant writer, he's not a fucking stand-up comedian. Just cause Ricky Gervais self-identifies as a stand-up comedian, am I supposed to say he is one. It's fucking political correctness gone mad. (applause) Also, loving animals brilliant, wonderful, going on about loving animals suspect. So I watched the whole of Ricky Gervaises show. I felt a bit like Fred Astaire watching a guy in calipers fall down an escalator."

Good quiz Thanks

I can imagine our chemistry teacher who used to turn up in slippers accidentally holstering a tin opener before coming in.

Nope, Energy Cities trophy counts as a major but not a star-worthy one.

I' m not watching another gervais show, but his MO is to pretend he's poking fun at people's reactions as a fig leaf to come out with some nasty shit. Like sacha baron cohen but less successful at it.

It just means that Cookie-Doe (fortheloveoffuckingchrist) is so dangerous that he can kill without even trying. All the more reason not to leave it in the custody of imbeciles.

We're seriously expected to believe that a Gervais stand up was, even in part, genuinely hilarious? You're at it.

We're far too tolerant of dogs in this country. We should have a shoot on sight policy for any dogs that aren't on leads when they should be, or where either dog or owner looks like a c**t.

8Terms of reference : "If required, the investigations will establish whether individual disciplinary action is warranted." Conclusion: "7. The matter of what disciplinary action should now take place is outside of the scope of this report and is for others to consider. Nothing set out in this report can be taken as constituting a disciplinary investigation or findings of fact appropriate for such a purpose. " Hmmm