Aidan

Has anyone used both the standard uber and the uber exec? And if so is it worth paying the bit extra for it? I have a code to use so it's only gonna be an extra tenner or something.

I have no idea what happened last night, but I've woken up with sore head and a pair of fucking bowling shoes.

Voice recognition systems on telephone menus. They never understand my elephant man voice.

I've not seen much of him and if that's the standard of his jokes I don't want to.

I hope you don't shout on the train.

Comedy Central have a "joke of the day" on Snapchat. Todays side splitter comes courtesy of Jason Manford and is as follows; "Why does nobody believe you when you say you're not sat on the remote?"

My broadband has been cutting out all day for no apparent reason. Also, in the shower after work and I had it at a reasonable temperature. For some reason it decided to turn to volcanic lava at the precise moment the water was pouring down on my shaft.

I dunno what his interview was like, but provided he is not taking the last spot in the car park I see no issue

Perfectly reasonable provided there's plenty of other parking spaces. The car the guy owns isn't particularly cheap, and I don't see why he shouldn't avoid it being damaged by the kind of morons that park up in supermarkets and let their kids throw the doors open.

I'm sure the recommended course of action here involves a boot and her pie.

Cheers. I think the only wide midfield players we have are Graham Webster and Ryan Ferguson so if he can come in and provide a bit of competition it can only be a good thing.

What position does the Callaghan chap play? And you're correct, Kane is on loan at Montrose Roselea.

For once, lichtie is speaking sense.

Are you sure the speaker on your phone isn't just located at the bottom?

This c**t

It makes a half hour walk at 6am at this time of year bearable.

Got rid of the ps4 and got an Xbox1 instead. Mainly playing Fifa 17. Gamer tag is njn666 if anyone wants a game

I'm with DA on this one. Other than a bovril for the walk home after nightshift every now and again, I haven't had a hot drink since I was about 14.

Brechin is an absolute shitehole, that's about all I have to say on the matter.

The Chinese takeaway there is decent though

Take him back please.

I once played in a charity match alongside Scottish cup winning Hibs superstar Martin Boyle.

Of all the strange things wtm has done, playing the sims is definitely the worst.

I feel sorry for this guy if he ever finds my social media, the tale on my Twitter about the big American bird trying to pump me is truly horrible.